Sarah: Gu, you need to tell me what's happening to me!

Gu: Good. I'm going to tell you, anyway. Knowledge is power and you need power to stay by my side. So sit down and listen well.

Sheila: Hey, hey, hey! You can't tell her now! You'll be spoiling the plot to the readers!

Sarah: Looks like Eireen is still bad at writing teasers.

Sheila: Hey loser, respect our author! Anyways, now it's our job to save this teaser! I hope Eireen notices my honourable deed!

Sarah: Well, how about talking about the local myths from the previous chapter?

Sheila: For once, you actually have a great idea.

Sarah: So, err... what was the myth again?

Gu: Let the knowledgeable one do the talking. So, Eireen mentioned two myths in the previous chapter.

Sheila: Eh? Two?

Gu: *glares at Sheila* The first myth is about taking a shower or a bath in the night. If you do so, the 'watery lungs' disease shall befall you.

Sarah: Some of the symptoms of 'watery lungs' are quite similar to pulmonary edema.

Gu: *smiles at Sarah* Thank you, Sarah. Now, the second myth is about covering your body while taking a shower or a bath.

Sheila: Eh? I never heard of that one before!

Gu: *glares at Sheila again* It is believed that if you don't cover your body while showering or bathing, invisible creatures would feast their eyes on you.

Sarah: Thank goodness I wore my sarong before I showered.

Gu: *Smiles proudly* Yes, you did well. I still don't get why you're angry at me, though.

Sarah: Okay, let's stop here before I lose my temper again.

Sheila: Oi! Did you forget about Eireen's message to to the readers?

Sarah: Yes, I'm going to tell them now.

Dear readers, to celebrate Malaysia's Independence Day, Eireen will be updating the next chapter on Thursday, 31st August at 0001 hours. Just one minute after the fireworks!

Sheila: But I'm pretty sure it's still Wednesday for most of you.

Gu: See you then, fellow readers.