Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Another teaser for The GT fan show! this is basically a short I play during the episode, so enjoy!

Original song from Legally blonde: The Musical: 

I got the idea after my first time watching it, enjoy!

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The crew are currently sitting around the emergency meeting table, staring at TheGentleman intensely.

Gnome: I'm telling you Engi, He's gay!

Engineer: He's not, Gnome! This is coming from a scientist!

Gnome: Well, science doesn't identify someone's sexuality!

Mother: Well, personally I think he's straight.

Player: Wait, where's Mr. cheese?

Veteran: Oh, he's on this quest to find all the cheese in the world or something.

Captain: Gang, I think we should settle this in the best way possible, Music!

A random boombox comes out of nowhere and starts playing music (The song begins).

Gnome: There! Right there!

Look at that tanned, well tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay
Totally gay!

Engineer: I'm not about to celebrate

Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay
I say not gay

The Crew: That is the elephant in the room

Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fae?

Player: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

Gnome: Look at his silk translucent socks

Engineer: There's the eternal paradox

Look what we're seein'

Gnome: What are we seein'?

Engineer: Is he gay?

Gnome: Of course he's gay!

Engineer: Or European?

The Crew: Ohhhh

Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

*They all look at Mr.egg for some reason*

Mr. egg: Well, hey, don't look at me!

Captain: You see they bring their boys up different

In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

The Crew: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like  "Ciao, Bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks

Gnome: Oh, please

The Crew: Gay or European?

So many shades of gray

Bro: Depending on the time of day

The French go either way

The Crew: Is he gay or European, or--?

Mother: There, right there! Look at that condescending smirk

Seen it on every guy at workThat is a metro, hetero jerkThat guy's not gay, I say, no way

The Crew: That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to presumeThat a hottie in that costume

Gnome: Is automatically, radically

Engineer: Ironically, chronically

Mother: Certainly, flirtingly

Player: Genetically, medically

The Crew: Gay, offically gay

Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...

Captain: Wait what about that one time on halloween?

The Crew: Damn it! Gay or European?

Engineer: So stylish and relaxed

The Crew: Is he gay or European?

Mr. Egg: I think his chest is waxed

Dum: But they bring their boys up different there

It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

The Crew: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

Mother: Yeah, his accent is hypnotic

But his shoes are pointy toed

The Crew: Huh

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

Mother: But if he turns out straight

I'm free at eight on Saturday!!!

The Crew: Is he gay or European?

Gay or European?Gay or Euro-

Player: Wait a minute!Give me a chance to crack this guyI have an idea I'd like to try (Music stops)

 Captain: The floor is yours, Bestie!

Player: So Mr. TheGentlman, This alleged affair with Mother has been going on for?

TheGentlemen: Two years

Player: And your real name again is?

TG: Ebenezer 

Player: And your boyfriend's name is?

TheGentlemen: Mr. Cheese 

Thr Crew: *Gasp!*

TG: I'm sorry. I misunderstand, you say boyfriend I thought you said best friend. Mr. Cheese  is my best friend.

Meanwhile, Mr. Cheese just got back from his cheese quest right as TheGentleman said that.

Mr. Cheese: Hey guys I'm bac- *Hears what TheGentleman says* You bastard! You lying bastard! What are you even talking about

Player: *Music stops* Well, we were wondering if he was gay or European.

Mr. Cheese: Oh ok. Well, *Music starts again* People,

I have a big announcementThis man is gay and European!

Crew: Woah!

And neither is his placeYou've got to stop your bein'A completely closet caseIt's me, not her he's seein'No matter what he sayI swear he never, ever, ever, swing the other wayYou are so gayYou big parfait!You flaming one-man cabaret!

TheGentleman: I'm straight

Mr. Cheese: You were not yesterday

So if I may, I'm proud to sayHe's gay!

The Crew: And European!

Mr. Cheese: He's gay!

The Crew:and European!

Mr. Cheese: He's gay!

The Crew: And European and gay!

TheGentleman: Fine, okay, I'm gay!

The Crew: Hooray!