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Sherriff : Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Player: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Mr cheese: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and TheGentlemen isn't,

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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Player, joking: Veteran's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Veteran: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Veteran: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Veteran: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Captain: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Veteran: YEAH, CAPTAIN. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH CAPTAIN. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Veteran: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Player: *Cracking up*
Veteran: YEAH, CAPTAIN. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Veteran: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Captain:
Player: Okaaay-
Captain: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Player: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Captain: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?Veteran: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Player I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Veteran: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Captain: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Veteran, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

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Player: Veteran, keep an eye on Captain today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Veteran: Sure, I'd love to see Captain get punched.
Player: Try again.
Veteran, sighing: I will stop Captain from getting punched

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Player: We need to distract these guys
Veteran: Leave it to me
Veteran: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Captain, Mother, and Dum: *Immediately begin arguing*
Rookie, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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*The squad right before Player's wedding*
Veteran: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Captain: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Mother: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Dum: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
TheGentlemen, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Player, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Player: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Player: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Player: What's something you guys are better than Veteran at?Mr.egg: Mario Kart.Mr.cheese: Yeah, video games.Captain : Emotional vulnerability.

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Player: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
TheGentlemen: >:O language
Captain: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mr egg: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Captain THE FUCK WORD?
Stoner: 'The fuck word'.
Mother: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Mr.egg: Oh my god they censored it
Stoner: Say fuck, Mother.
Mr.egg: Do it, Mother. Say fuck.

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*The squad is over at Player's house*
TheGentlemen: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Player: ... N-No...
Player, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
TheGentlemen, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Mr.egg: I see a-
Player, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
TheGentlemen: Oh, well I-
Player: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Player, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Captain: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Stoner: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Player: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Player: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Player, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Player: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Mother, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Player:
TheGentlemen: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Player:
Player, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Green Impostor: Someone will die.
Impostor: Of fun!

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Player: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Girlfreind: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Player: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Girlfreind: Player, they...they weren't always orphans.
Player:

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Impostor: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Green Impostor: If?
Black Impostor: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Veteran: Hey, Player? Can I get some dating advice?

Player: Just because I'm with Girlfreind doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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And here's another bonus with the Aul wattpad! [BTW it's a quote from earlier]

Featuring: @TheCrazyTyto @A cyan named kitkat And me.

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Nab, joking: Kitkat's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Kitkat: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Kitkat: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Kitkat: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Ginger: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Kitkat: YEAH, GINGER. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH GINGER. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Kitkat: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Nab: *Cracking up*
Kitkat: YEAH, GINGER. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Kikat : WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Ginger:
Nab: Okaaay-
Ginger: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Nab: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Ginger: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?Kitkat: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Nab I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Kitkat: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Ginger: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Kitkat, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise

Also, I have this contest to see why I Specifically chose these 3 people to do this specific quote. It will start after the next chapter and whoever wins gets there OC drawn. for hints, go check out kitkat's art book and ginger's book.