Hɛʟʟօ.

It's ʍɛ.

Aռɖ tɦats ɖօռɛ....

Aռʏաaʏs tɦɨs ɨs ʍʏ sɛċօռɖ քaʀt օռ ʟօʋɛ! Aռɖ tɦɨs ɨs my ɦօա-tօ օռ ʟօʋɛ!

(Bɛɦɨռɖ ċʊʀtɨռ)

Cɦʀɨs: Dօ I ɦaʋɛ tօ ɖօ tɦɨs?!?

Mɛ: Yɛs ռօա ɮɛ a ɢօօɖ ċօʀռɛʀ ɮʊɖɖʏ aռɖ ɢօ! *քʊsɦɛs Cɦʀɨs օʊt*

(Iռ ʄʀօռt օʄ aʊɖɨɛռċɛ)

Cɦʀɨs: *ɖɛɛք ɮʀɛatɦ* Oռ tɦɨs ɛxċɨtɨռɢ ɛքɨsօɖɛ օʄ How-Tօ աɛ'ʀɛ ɢօɨռɢ tօ ʟɛaʀռ ɦօա tօ ʄʟɨʀt աɨtɦ օʊʀ aʍaʐɨռɢ, awful ʄʟɨʀt օʄ a ɦօst, Dɛʍօռɨċ!

Wօա tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ Cɦʀɨs, ʀɛaʟʟʏ tɦat աas.... Yɛa....

Aռʏաaʏs աɛʟċօʍɛ ɮaċҡ! I ɦօքɛ ʏօʊ ċaռ ʟɛaʀռ ʄʀօʍ ʍʏ aʍaʐɨռɢ sҡɨʟʟs aռɖ ɮɛċօʍɛ tɦɛ ɮɛst ʄʟɨʀt ʏօʊ ċօʊʟɖ քօssɨɮʟʏ ɮɛ!!

Cɦʀɨs: Tօ ɖօ tɦat tɦɛʏ ռɛɛɖ sօʍɛօռɛ աɦօ ɨs aռ aʍaʐɨռɢ ʄʟɨʀt tօ tɛaċɦ tɦɛʍ.... Yօʊ ɖօռ't ҡռօա aռʏօռɛ աɦօ ċaռ ʄʟɨʀt tɦat's aʋaɨʟaɮʟɛ at tɦɛ ʍօʍɛռt...

Sɦʊt ɨt aռɖ ɢօ tօ tɦɛ ċօʀռɛʀ. Oռċɛ aɢaɨռ ɨɢռօʀɛ ɦɨʍ I աɨʟʟ tɛaċɦ ʏօʊ ʍʏ աaʏs!

Cɦʀɨs: Sɦɛ's sɛttɨռɢ ʏօʊ ʊք ʄօʀ ʄaɨʟʊʀɛ! Dօռ't ʟɨstɛռ tօ ɦɛʀ!

Aɦɛʍ ʟɛt's staʀt!

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Oҡ ċʟass, tɦɨs ɨs օʊʀ ʄɨʀst aռɖ ɦօքɛʄʊʟʟʏ օռʟʏ ʟɛssօռ օռ ɦօա tօ ɮɛ tɦɛ քɛʀʄɛċt ʄʟɨʀt! (*tɦɨռҡs* Wɦat tɦɛ ɦɛʟʟ aʍ I ɖօɨռɢ աɨtɦ ʍʏ ʟɨʄɛ? Oɦ tɦɨs աօռ't ɛռɖ աɛʟʟ....)

Fɨʀst ʏօʊ ռɛɛɖ tօ ʊɦ.... Hօʟɖ ʊք ɨʍʍa ɢօ օռ Gօօɢʟɛ ċaʊsɛ I ɖօռ't ҡռօա աɦat I'ʍ taʟҡɨռɢ aɮօʊt....

Cɦʀɨs: *ɨռ Sċaʀ's ʋօɨċɛ* Rʊռ. Rʊռ aաaʏ aռɖ ռɛʋɛʀ ʀɛtʊʀռ.

~Last ċɦaռċɛ~

~Stɨʟʟ ɦɛʀɛ?~

~Wօա ʏօʊ ʍʊst ɮɛ ɮօʀɛɖ ʀɨɢɦt ռօա~

*Tɛռ ʍɨռʊtɛs օʄ ʍʏ ʟɨʄɛ աastɛɖ ʟatɛʀ*

Oҡ! (*tɦɨռҡs* աօա tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ stɨʟʟ ɦɛʀɛ.... Yaʏ! *saʀċasʍ*)

Sօ ʄɨʀst tɦɨռɢ I saա օռ tɦɛ Iռtɛʀռɛt աas "ʄʟɨʀt աɨtɦ ʏօʊʀ ɛʏɛs"..... Sօ ʊʍʍ ɦɛʀɛ's aռ ɛxaʍքʟɛ!

Yօʊ: *sɛɛs քɛʀsօռ ʏօʊ ʟɨҡɛ*

Lɛ Cʀʊsɦ: *sɨts ռɛxt tօ ʏօʊ*

Yօʊ: *ɢɨʋɛs ċʀʊsɦ ʄʟɨʀtʏ ʟօօҡ*

Lɛ Cʀʊsɦ:..... Aʀɛ ʏօʊ օҡ?

Yօʊ: Sʊʀɛ....

Lɛ Cʀʊsɦ: Oҡ.

Wɦa!? I ռɛʋɛʀ saɨɖ ɨt would աօʀҡ!! Aɦɛʍ. Nɛxt ɨs-

Cɦʀɨs: I tɦօʊɢɦt ʏօʊ օռʟʏ ʟօօҡɛɖ ʊք tɦat օռɛ....

Sɦʊt- ռɛʋɛʀʍɨռɖ.... Tɦat ɨs tʀʊɛ....

Lɛt's tʀʏ tօ staʀt օʋɛʀ...

Fʟɨʀtɨռɢ ɨs sօʍɛtɦɨռɢ I'ʟʟ ռɛʋɛʀ ɖօ օҡ.

Yօʊ ʍɨɢɦt as աɛʟʟ ʟɛaʋɛ....

Bʊt I ċaռ ɦɛʟք ʏօʊ աɨtɦ օռɛ tɦɨռɢ... Tɦɛ tɦɨռɢ I'ʍ ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɢօ at ɖօɨռɢ....

Mɛssɨռɢ ʊք.

•Dօռ't tʀʏ tօ ɦaʀɖ.

Dʊɖɛs ʏօʊ'ʟʟ ʟօօҡ ɖɛsքɛʀatɛ... Nօ օռɛ ʟɨҡɛs tօ sɛɛ ɖɛsքɛʀatɛ....

•Dօռ't tʀʏ tօ ʄʟɨʀt ʟɨҡɛ tɦat օռɛ քɛʀsօռ...

Jʊst.... Dօռ't ʄʟɨʀt ʟɨҡɛ tɦɛʏ ɖօ ɨռ TV aռɖ ɮօօҡs aռɖ stʊʄʄ.... Iʄ ʏօʊ ċaռ't քʊʟʟ ɨt օʄʄ օʄ ċօʊʀsɛ... Caʊsɛ ʏօʊ'ʟʟ ʝʊst ʟօօҡ ʟօօҡ stʊքɨɖ ɨʄ ʏօʊ ċaռ't...

•Dօռ't ʄʟɨʀt aʟʟ tɦɛ tɨʍɛ

Tɦɨs ɨs քʀօɮaɮʟʏ ʝʊst ʍɛ, ɮʊt I ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɦatɛ քɛօքʟɛ աɦօ ʄʟɨʀt 24/7... Yօʊ sɦօʊʟɖ ʝʊst tʀʏ tօ ɦaʋɛ a ռօʀʍaʟ ċօռʋɛʀsatɨօռ ɛʋɛʀʏ օռċɛ ɨռ a աɦɨʟɛ...

Aռɖ ʟast aռɖ ʍօst ɖɛʄɨռɨtɛʟʏ ʟɛast

•Dօռ't.

Fʟɨʀtɨռɢ taҡɛs քʀaċtɨċɛ... (I tɦɨռҡ) sօ ʝʊst ɖօռ't ɖօ ɨt... Easʏ as tɦat. (Tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ ʀɛasօռs I saɨɖ tɦɨs աas tɦɛ ʟɛast.... Dʊɦ.)

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Cɦʀɨs: *ʍʊʍɮʟɛs * Tɦɨs ɢɨʀʟ ռɛɛɖs ɦɛʟք... *օʊt ʟօʊɖ* Oҡ tɦat աas aʀɛ -ċʀaʐʏ- ʟօʋɛʟʏ ɦօst, ʍɨss Dɛʍօռɨċ! I ɦօքɛɖ ʏօʊ ɛռʝօʏɛɖ tɦɨs ɛքɨsօɖɛ օʄ Hօա-Tօ ċaʊsɛ I ɖɨɖռ't!

Yօʊ sօ ʍɛaռ.... Aռʏաaʏs....

Tɦat աas աɦatɛʋɛʀ I աas tʀʏɨռɢ tօ ɖօ tɦɨs ċɦaքtɛʀ!

I ռɛɛɖ tօ ċɦaռɢɛ tօքɨċs.... Bʊt ʟօʋɛ աɨʟʟ ċօʍɛ ɮaċҡ!! (Caʊsɛ ɨt aʟաaʏs ɖօɛs! Its ʟɨҡɛ a ɮօօʍɛʀaռɢ tɦat աօʀҡs!! Uɢɦ..)

Bʊt ɨռ tɛʟʟ tɦɛռ.

Bʏɛ!