Zim: Ori, my old arch enemy.
Dib (Hurt inside): ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Zim: I have a life outside of you, Dib.

 Zim: *Screams*

Dib: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Ori: Should we do something?
Luna: No, I want to see who wins.

Zim: Why are your tongues purple?
Gir: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Sushi: I had a red one.
Zim: oh
Zim: *Sudden realization*
Zim: OH
Ori: You drank each other's slushies?

Zim, about Sunstone: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Gir: Are we stealing them?
Sushi: New or used?
Zim: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Zim: Hey Dib-stink,
Dib: Yeah?
Zim: Can a spirit breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Dib:
Dib (Serious): Where's Ori?!

Dib: Zim and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Ori: *Sighing* What did Zim do?
Zim: Zim chased him to the next red light, then reached into the guy's window and...

*Points to Gir*
Gir: Who wants this steering wheel?

Dib: Here's a fun Christmas idea Gaz came up with. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Zim: Dib, no.
Ori: Mistlefoe.
Zim: Please stop encouraging him.

Dib: If you had to choose between Zim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Ori: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Zim: Ori!
Dib: 63 cents.
Ori: I'll take the money.
Zim: ORI!!!

Luna: Why are Zim and Dib sitting with their backs to each other?
Flowey: They had a fight.
Luna: Then why are they holding hands?
Flowey: They get sad when they fight.

Bai!