Osiris:

Dionysus:

Hades:

Hades: Osiris you have something to explain.

Osiris:

Osiris: IM SORRY OK! I GOT CONFUSED!

Hades: WHY DID YOU THROW A PARTY WITH DIONYSUS AND NOT ME?

Osiris: But you were there!

Hades: I KNOW BUT STILL!

Osiris: Why are you so riled up dude?

Hades: BECAUSE IM HADES!

Osiris: The party's over chill OUT!

Hades: You're my counterpart, not his!

Dionysus: Wait but I thought he was mine!

Hades: What??

Dionysus: Yeah!

Hades: He's the ruler of the Egyptian afterlife and I'm the ruler of the Greek afterlife! It's obvious bruh!

Osiris: That be true tho

Dionysus: B-But Google said he was my counterpart!

Hades: But I have more in common with him!

Dionysus: So?? GOOGLE SAID!

Hades: But he's the god of the Duat and I'm the god of the Underworld! The Duat and Underworld are the same thing!

Dionysus: BUT GOOGLE!

Hades: It's not like he's the god of wine!

Dionysus: BUT GOOGLE! And also I'm the god of many other things!

Hades: OH YEAH?

Dionysus: YEAH! LIKE VEGETATION AND STUFF! You know... grapes? Vegetables...?

Hades: Grapes aren't vegetables.

Dionysus: B-

Hades: And I know that Google doesn't say that so don't even.

Osiris: Oh yeah i'm also a god of vegetation.

Hades:

Dionysus:

Osiris: Yeah imma head out-

Hades:

Dionysus:

Dionysus: *on google* Oh. Google says that we're both his counterparts.

Hades:

Hades:

Hades: *snaps Dionysus's phone*

Dionysus: NO! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!