Ares:

Horus:

Ares and Horus: Hey there fellow war god!

Ares and Horus:

Ares and Horus: Woah that was weird.

Ares and Horus:

Ares and Horus: Dude.

Stop talking at the same time as me.

Stop.

STAWP!

IT'S NOT FUNNY DUDE!

WTF??!

I'm gonna say something totally random to break this paradox.

T u r t l e s.

BRUH SERIOUSLY? YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID DINOSAURS OR SOMETHIN??

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anubis: Yo... wtf did I walk into...?

Ares and Horus: He won't stop talking at the same time as me!

*looks at each other*

It's YOU who won't stop!

NO ITS YOU!

GOD DAMN IT!

Anubis:

Anubis: Yeah imma let someone else deal with this...

Ares and Horus: AW C'MON MAN-!