idea by kNGT_fringed_gentian thx :D

Horus: Hey bros!

Anubis: Sup

Thoth: Not again.

Horus: Thoth u don't even know what I'm gonna ask you to do-

Thoth: Last time you came to us was that fast food raid, and we all know how that went..

Anubis: Haha that was fun, even if it did fail.

Horus: Welp this time I was thinking we pull a prank on Set :D

Anubis: :0 COUNT ME IN!!

Thoth: *facepalms* This is totally not gonna go wrong, but I'm invested.

Horus: Sweet! Now Anu aren't you the god of mummies? 

Anubis: Ya know it

Horus: THEREFORE you use a lotta toilet paper right? Cuz mummies are wrapped in toilet paper?

Anubis:

Anubis: uh-

Horus: GET SOME TOILET PAPER BOIS WE FINNA TOILET PAPER SET'S HOUSE! *runs off*

Anubis:

Thoth:

Thoth: Who's gonna tell him that mummies aren't-

Anubis: Just leave it. 

*later*

*Horus, Anubis and Thoth go to Set's house that night dressed like ninjas*

Horus: Aight, you guys brought toilet paper from Anubis's secret stash?

Anubis: My what now

Horus: *starts chucking toilet paper onto the roof*

Thoth: Dude we're gonna get arrested

Horus: By who? We're gods 😎

Thoth:

Thoth: You have a point-

Thoth: IM TIRED OF BEING THE NERD AND THE LEVEL HEADED ONE! TIME TO BREAK OUTTA MY SHELL BABY!

*takes all the toilet paper and single handedly LAYERS Set's house, screaming*

A/N um should I be concerned about Thoth being a rebel in the future?

Anubis: I- there goes my stash!

Horus: :0 so you DO have a stash?

Anubis: 

Anubis: I mean- never mind.

Thoth: *eyes glowing red* HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUN!

Horus:

Anubis:

Anubis: What have we unleashed.

Horus: I think we broke Thoth.

Set: WHATS GOING ON OUT THERE?

Horus:

Anubis:

Thoth:

Horus: TIME TO RUNNN-