***Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62's comment***

Aphrodite: *sees Hermes and Nike* SHIP.

Hermes: Wha-

Nike: Ship? Where? Did Poseidon sink it yet? Hey, there's no ocean nearby. WHAT SHIP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Aphrodite: You and Hermes. Nikmes.

Hermes:

Nike: 

Hermes:

Nike:

Hermes and Nike: NO- *leaves*

Aphrodite: *cracks up*

*later*

Aphrodite: *sees Ares and Athena* SHIP. SHIP SHIP SHIP OF COURSE I WOULD SHIP THE TWO WAR GODS!!! 

Aphrodite: 

Aphrodite: WAIT NO SHIP! NO! NO! NO! Ares is MINE!!!

*later*

Aphrodite: *sees Eris and Hades* SHIP. Goddess of discord with the god of the Underworld? Pfft, yes.

Persephone: Excuse me who is this Eris girl?

Aphrodite: Just a goddess. You on board for Heris?

Persephone:

Persephone: Excuse me but I would like to kindly remind you that Hades is my husband.

Aphrodite: 

Aphrodite: Oh right- DONT COME FOR ME! *runs*

*later*

Aphrodite: *sees Apollo and Artemis* SH- wait no. NO. NOPE. YOU'RE TWINS.

Artemis: *looks at Apollo* oh hell nah. *steps away* HELL NAH.

Apollo: EW! I'd be more likely to get with Rhea.

Aphrodite: :0 

Aphrodite: Rheapollo!

Apollo: 

Artemis: And this is why I'm single-