This is a real Egyptian myth in a nutshell, about Set and Osiris. So enjoy lol

*there is a party for Osiris*

Set: *bursts down the door* YO YO YO BRO

Osiris: Set wtf are you doing-

Set: Attending your birthday duhhh! I brought a game yall can play!

Isis: Set you being real sus

Set: Nahhhh~ 

*brings in a sarcophagus*

Set: Whoever fits perfectly in the sarcophagus wins!

*every single god tries but they all fail ✨womp womp womp✨*

Set: Osiris brother, why don't you try?

Isis: Osiris don't, Set's being real sus.

Osiris: It's ok my wife who is also my sister, what harm could this bozo possibly do?

*lays in the sarcophagus and fits perfectly*

Set: Ya see? The great king Osiris wins!

*slams the lid shut*

*chucks it in the Nile*

*laughs maniacally*

*a long time later the sarcophagus with Osiris inside grows into a tree in Byblos*

Byblos king: Ayy look at this sic tree! Cut it down will ya? I want it in my palace.

*meanwhile*

Isis and Nephthys: *poof* We're birds! *goes to Byblos*

Isis: *turns into an old lady*

*gets allowed to babysit the queen's child*

*wants to make the kid immortal*

*chucks him in fire*

Byblos queen: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WHY TF ARE YOU BURNING MY KID????!

Isis: Actually I aint just an old lady I am Isis.

Byblos queen: OMG OMG ISIS I AM SO SORRY I'LL DO ANYTHING!

Isis: I just need that tree and ima head out, aight?

*finds Osiris inside the tree*

HE'S DEAD.

*hides him in a swamp*

*goes off to try and resurrect him*

Set: *taking a stroll in the swamp* 🎶 Do do do do do- 🎶 *trips on Osiris's body* AH WTH! OSIRIS??! AWWWWW COME ON MAN!

*chops Osiris up*

*chucks him all over Egypt*

Isis: Oh. My. God. Not. Again.

*tracks down the pieces of Osiris*

Isis: Anubis! Thoth! Where are you bozos? You're hired to help resurrect Osiris

Anubis: Sweet count me in!

Thoth: *blinks*

*they resurrect Osiris*

*He can't stay in the mortal world cuz he's missing uh a certain part of him.. blame the fish in the Nile who thought it was a worm*

*stupid fish*

So now..

Osiris : Dead

Isis : Pregnant (somehow)

Horus : unborn

Set : laughing maniacally (you're in for a treat buddy)

Hotel : Trivago