lol im writing this while im in science. it's the periodic table of elements unit. Therefore this idea lmao

Athena: Aight guys listen up. Today's lesson will be on the Periodic Table of Elements.

Hephaestus: But I already know all of them! 

Hermes: Me tooooo

Hephaestus: :0 wat Hermes u do??

Hermes: Of course I do! IS THAT AN INSULT??

Apollo: Guys chill.

Athena: Yeah chill. Anyways (shows them a poster of the table)

Zeus: THERE SHOULD BE A ZEUSIUM!

Athena: Sorry father there is no Zeusium.

Zeus: WELL WHO MADE THIS TABLE?? WHY DIDNT THEY PUT A ZEUSIUM????

Athena: AS I WAS SAYING they're not all metals. Some are metalloids, non-metals, noble gases-

Apollo: (elbows Dionysus) pfft- gas.

(Apollo and Dionysus just burst out laughing)

Hermes: OH LOOK! MERCURY! THATS MEEEEEE!

Athena: Yes, Hermes.

Hermes: HAHAHAHAHHAA I GET AN ELEMENT! (zoops around the rooms with his flying shoes)

Zeus: (weeps) That guy gets an element and I dont? Unfair

Prometheus: (randomly bursts into the room) HEY! THERES A PROMETHIUM!

Zeus: wAT

Athena: (facepalms) Yes, yes there is. Now where the heck did you come from? I thought you were chained up-

Prometheus: *chuckles* Im in danger. (runs)

Poseidon: AYYY NEPTUNIUM!

Hades: AYYY PLUTONIUM!

Zeus: wAT

(Hades and Poseidon chest bump)

Demeter: Hey why is it only their Roman counterparts who get elements named after them?

Hermes: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CUZ THERES NO DEMETERIUM OR CERESIUM!

Athena: Great question Demeter-

Zeus: THERES NO JUPITERIUM EITHER???

Apollo: THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!

Zeus: THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU EITHER!

Apollo: WELL I'M KINDA THE SUN AND THE EARTH GOES AROUND THE SUN SO TECHNICALLY IT DOES!

Athena: I don't get paid enough for this.