Inspired by Herosofolympusfan62 's comment, thx for leaving all these suggestions :D

Dionysus: Hey, I'm looking for... Osiris?

Osiris: Wassup

Dionysus: Hey so uh I googled it and apparently you're my Egyptian counterpart.

Osiris: 

Osiris: I don't see any resemblance. And I thought my counterpart was Hades.

Dionysus: I don't know ok it's just what came up on Google!

Osiris: fine fine now what did you come all the way to Egypt for?

Dionysus: You wanna throw a party? Like with you Egyptians and us Greeks? I just thought it would be-

Osiris: SAY NO MORE! LETS GET READY PAAAAAAARTAY! WOOO!

Dionysus: So there is a resemblance after all.

*during the party*

Anubis: I CAN BARELY HEAR ANYTHING OVER THIS SICK BEAT!

Thanatos: IKR!

Anubis: HEY MAN WANNA DANCE? YA KNOW AS BROS?

Thanatos: :0

Thanatos: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK BRO!

lmao bromance time

*meanwhile*

Horus: *chugging beer*

Ares, Dionysus, Osiris, Hermes and Sobek: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Thoth: oh my GOSH HORUS! You're gonna be SO drunk after.

Hermes: Party pooper

Thoth: >:0

Thoth: I can't believe you're my "counterpart."

Hermes: Hey man I'm not happy about it either.

Thoth: >:(

Hermes: >:(

*meanwhile*

Khonsu: *playing poker* You will never beat me.

Nike: Says who? I am always victorious.

Khonsu: I am the best gambler Egypt has ever seen.

Nike: Hm... the story of Geb and Nut and why the year has 5 extra days says differently.

Khonsu: Oh it's on sweetheart. It. Is. On.

*meanwhile*

Bastet: Ooh

Aphrodite: What

Bastet: Who's that? *points to Apollo*

Aphrodite: Sunny.

Bastet: You have a god called Sunny?

Aphrodite: His real name's Apollo but he apparently changed it

Bastet: OoOoOoOoOoh~ Introduce me.

Aphrodite: Yes I ship it. Come on.

*meanwhile*

Zeus: WHO WANTS TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE?

Hera: *facepalms*

*Zeus, Hera, Hephaestus, Bes, Hathor and Iris play*

Bes: WHAT! I HAVE TO KISS ZEUS?

Iris: Ermahgerd.

*meanwhile*

Poseidon: Dude watch this. *makes the water jug explode while Hades is getting water*

Hades: AAARGH! WTF!

Wepwawet: PFFT-  

Hades: DAMN IT POSEIDON! I KNEW I SHOULDA STUCK WITH AMBROSIA!

Horus: *drunk* What's Amber Rose-ia?

Thoth: Not Amber Rose, ambrosia. 

Horus: OOOOH can i try it?

Poseidon: I'm not sure if it's good for Egyptians- oop there he goes.

Thoth: I swear I'm like his babysitter. *facepalms*

Wepwawet: Thoth you're like the all knowing guy now is ambrosia good for Egyptians? Cuz...

*they all look at Horus, who's eye was literally glowing so much it was brighter than the party lights as he shoves ambrosia down his throat*

Horus: I FEEL ENERGIZED! LIKE A FULL BATTERY! WHEEEEEEEE- *bouncing off the walls, literally*

Poseidon: I- full battery?? Weird comparison but ok

Wepwawet: With his eye like that I'm pretty sure he could be the disco ball and nobody would know the difference.

Thoth: Great! Now he's drunk and high on ambrosia.

*they watch hopelessly as Horus boings around the room*

Hades: 

Hades: What did I just witness-