Horus: Thoth! Guess what!

Thoth: I'd rather not guess "what," I'll guess that you have something to say.

Horus:

Horus: Man you take everything literally don't you

Thoth: *shrugs*

Horus: Where's Anu? He needs to hear this!

Thoth: He's probably embalming some dead fruit again. I keep telling him that apples don't have conscious lives, so therefore they can't travel through the Duat, yet he keeps mummifying them.

Horus: ANUBIS!!! STOP MUMMIFYING FRUIT AND GET OVER HERE!!!

Anubis: IT'S BASIC FUNERAL RITES!!!

Horus: THE FRUIT CAN WAIT, THIS CAN'T!!!

Anubis: BUT YOU'RE IMMORTAL AND THE FRUIT ISN'T!!!

Horus: IT'S DEAD!!!

Thoth: Oh brother. 

*several days later*

Anubis: Okay what is it

Horus: FINALLY you came.

Anubis: What! The mummification process takes a while!

Horus: Alright DRUM ROLL PLEASE..

Thoth: Nobody's gonna drum roll.

Horus: I've been waiting several days for this, cut me some slack! Anyways... I FOUND OUT THAT WE HAVE NATIVE EGYPTIAN NAMES!!

Anubis:

Thoth: I already knew that.

Horus: Like mine is Heru, and Thoth is Djehuty or Tehuti-

Horus:

Anubis:

Anubis: Ta hooty.

*Horus and Anubis burst out laughing*

Thoth: *grumbles*

Thoth: Anubis yours isn't too great either.

Horus: Oh my god.

Anubis: Why? What is it?

Thoth: Inpu.

Horus: IN POO! BAHAHAHAHAH-

Anubis: In poo? Seriously?

Thoth: *snorts*