um idk leave suggestions in the comments cuz i'm runnin outta ideas.. i'll try to do every idea u guys put down and credit u at the beginning

Zeus: HOWDY, MORTAL!

Me:

Me: Um hi Zeus-

Zeus: So YOU'RE this MyThIcALnErDy on wattpad documenting all our weird adventures.

Me: Yep that's me.

Apollo: Did you make me look good? 😎

Zeus: More important question; did you make me look good?

Ares: You better not have made me look like a complete doofus!

Hermes: *snickers* I bet she did.

Artemis: *rolls eyes* Boys m'i right

Athena: Oh yeah

*Athena and Artemis high-five*

Me:

Me: Um anyways-

Me: Yall have been kinda quiet lately so I couldn't write anything

Me: Mind saying something funny or... something-?

Hermes: SOMETHING FUNNY :D

Me: No not like that-

Poseidon: I'll do something funny *explodes the water cups as Ganymede is bringing them in*

Ganymede: WHAT THE-

Zeus: Hey! Be nice!

Me: I- Zeus telling people to be nice is so ironic-

*ice cube from the water lands on Hermes and slides down his shirt*

Hermes: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NONONONO GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOUT!

Aphrodite: *somehow gets it out* ACK COLD COLD COLD! *throws it*

*ice cube lands on Apollo's lap*

Apollo: *hits the ceiling* GEEZUS- DON'T DO THAT! *chucks it*

*bounces off the side of Hephaestus's head before melting*

Hephaestus: Hm?

Apollo: Did you not feel that???

Hephaestus: Feel what

Me: *trying not to spontaneously combust*

Hermes: At least it melted- *shivers*

Hephaestus: *notices the melted ice cube* Oh, it melted cuz I'm so smokin hot 😎

Everyone:

Apollo: Hey that's MY line!

Hera: Yeah no-

Me: Welp thanks for all this content guyzzz *leaves before anything else happens*

ok but what is it with Apollo, Hermes and ice cubes??? Off I go to visit the Egyptians..