Idea by kNGT_fringed_gentian tysm!

Polybotes: Dude

Porphyrion: Wut

Polybotes: I don't feel so good man

Porphyrion: And?

Polybotes: I think I'm sick

Porphyrion:

Porphyrion: And I care because...?

Polybotes: Wow you're such a great brother *rolls eyes*

Porphyrion: *beams* WHY THANK U!

Polybotes:

Polybotes: *SNEEZES* AAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*literally causes a tornado*

Porphyrion: Ew it's a tornado of your sneeze particles.

Polybotes: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!

Hippolytus: *appears* Duuuuude nice one!

Porphyrion: Oh god I think I caught some of your germs-

*blows nose*

*causes a 6.4 earthquake*

Hippolytus: Bro blow your nose a little gentler. You're gonna get a bloody nose.

Porphyrion: *hands Hippolytus the dirty tissue for no reason*

Hippolytus: EW WTF-! 

*runs away*

*trips*

*falls in the ocean*

*causes a tsunami*

Polybotes: Oh brother-

*meanwhile*

Hermes: Yooo I'm bored asf

Apollo: Let's play charades

Hermes: Ok I'll go first

*sits on a chair, crosses legs, runs hand through hair, looks up, opens mouth, sighs, eyes slightly squinted and looking at Apollo*

Apollo: Um Aphrodite?

Hermes: Dude you're GOOD.

Ares: Oh. My. Gosh. YALL ARE PLAYING CHARADES WITHOUT ME???

Apollo: You wanna go next?

Ares: Heck ya

*sits on the chair, slouches, exaggerates frown, eyes narrowed*

Hermes and Apollo: HADES.

Ares: Yep

*Zeus bursts into the room*

Zeus: YO PEEPS!

Zeus: THERES A BUNCH OF NATURAL DISASTERS GOING ON AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY AND YALL ARE JUST SITTING HERE IMPERSONATING MY BROTHER???

Ares: Well, charades. Just that one time. I'm never impersonating Hades ever again.

Zeus: Whatever just come on and help us fix the problem- *pauses*

Hermes: What is it

Zeus: WAIT I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY ALL THESE FREAK STORMS ARE HAPPENING!

Ares: *to Apollo* Finally his two braincells worked together to figure out something.

Apollo: i know right

Hermes: Wait why are the freak storm happening?

Zeus: THE STUPID GIANT STUPIDHEADS ARE STUPIDLY SICK AGAIN!!

Apollo:

Hermes:

Ares:

Apollo: Should I get them some Tylenol?