Orion: Don't you just hate it when you meet some hunter girl who you fall in love with but she's a forever virgin and then her brother gets paranoid AF and tells her to shoot you with an arrow without telling her to shoot you with an arrow and you get impaled through the head by an arrow that your crush shot?

Perseus:

Hercules:

Jason:

Odysseus: 

Achilles: I thought you died from a scorpi-

Orion: Yeah I thought so.