Zeus: Hey SON

Ares: Sup dad

Zeus: idk i'm BORED

Ares: same

Zeus: whatchu wanna DO

Ares: idk

Zeus: Well

Zeus: wanna go prank Hades?

Ares: nah

Zeus: wanna go hang out with some gurls?

Ares: nah i feel like we've all done that too much... especially YOU

Zeus: Fair point

Zeus: Ah! How bout we be filler material for some Wattpad book about mythology scenarios?

Ares: ok