Greek: HOMOSEXUALITY, INCEST, PEDOPHILIA! WE GOT IT ALL! :D

Roman: *starts copying the Greeks*

Egyptian: Animal heads? what are we Ancient Furries?

Aztec: Blood fuels everything, so get on with those sacrifices already.

Norse: We're popular... because of a comic book...

Japanese: ... what gender am I again?

Just another quickie I thought up(jk I lied, took me a while to think those up)

Also I have very limited knowledge of Mythologies besides Greek so I'm sorry if they're not that accurate

I was gonna add Chinese Mythology but then I realized I know nothing about it and I was just about to add European Mythology but once again I realized Christianity, one true God and stuff, they barely have any well-known gods