"NO HOMO, BUT YOU'RE LIPS TOUCHING MINE, CHANGED. MY. LIFE."

-screeechhhhhhh

-OKAY, so these two are obviously stupid, so bare with me

-And this happened at lover's lane

-when they were deciding on were they should live

-and garrence had a conversation (more like a musical)

-about how they, "no homo" loved each other

-like how Laurence and Garroth went swimming and almost drowned and performed C.P.R

-And other "not homo" shit

-And ended up holding hands after basically singing their feeling to each other while saying "no homo" and "bro/dude"

-And Zane just waltz up being the emo chicken wing he was, and literally just said

-"fuck already, I get you guys think you're not gay and shit but yes homo."

-and he walked away from those two clueless, flustered boys and they just lost it inside

-and yelled "NO HOMO"

-when they bought the house they shared a bed

-to "save money"

-no homo.

-but they did have sex.