"I..I'm not folking high"

-ehhh.

-so aphmau went to go get some more groceries and she met this guy, who looked crazy.

-but yet she didn't see that.

-so the guy asked if she wanted a brownie.

-and she was acting like snow white basically, and said yes.

-so she ate the brownies the way back to her Aaron's house.

-and she was stoned for real.

-and she like stumbled into their front door and put the groceries down, and sat on the couch eating her brownies. Weed brownies.

-and Aaron saw her, and kissed her on the cheek.

-"you know I love you, aph?"

-"shut up baby, I know it!"

-and when Aaron heard that he was like, the fuck did she just say? And so he looked at her.

-and noticed her eyes are like red, 'I've been on weed dude' colored eyes.

-so Aaron took her to their room and aphmau was being sexual like, "Aaron!~ C-C'mon! I don't wanna get foLKED!"

-"Rapperrrrrr.."

-"FOLK ME RIGHT IN THE ASS!~~"

-"yo-you're dad is hotter."

-and the whole time Aaron is like, why did I marry this women.

-so he made aphmau go to sleep, and drink ONLY water.

-cause he knew from experience.

-so when she woke she was like "what happened..?"

-"oh, just you being you. Again."