Jensen woke up dazed and confused. He knew something was off because he was bound and gagged and in a underground cellar full of wine. The blonde wig that seemed to be super glued to his head would come off. He wondered why someone had painted his finger nails hot pink when he was sleeping. At first he thought it was Larry Joe but knew Larry Joe wouldn't have been able to paint nails that well. Jensen looked down and someone was really gonna get beat up when he found out who shaved his legs and put him in hot pink shorts. The cellar door opened and a figure stood in the doorway. The blinding light made Jensen turn and close his eyes. "Well well well she's finally awake." The mystery man said walking toward Jensen. Through the gag around his mouth Jensen muttered "who a_e yo_ cal_in_ a sh_ m_the__ f__k_r? The shadow man laughed a reply of "Oh Solaris you always were a fiesty girl weren't you?"

Jensen thought to himself "Did this idiot just call me Solaris?" As Jensen was piecing things together and realizing what had happened he needed some reassurance and looked between his legs and took his bound hands and finally came to realize he was not himself and was in fact a woman and didn't feel his pride and joy anymore. Normally in this kind of instance his heart would be racing but remembered vampires didn't have a heartbeat. The mystery man continued by saying "Now Jensen won't be bothering us anymore. I made sure that I cast the perfect spell switching his body to be taken over by death." The man finished with a bad maniac laugh "ha ha haaaa" through the bound Jensen replied "y_u _uc_ing id_ot, y_u sw_tc_ed my b_dy wit_ So_a_is!" The mystery fellow didn't hear what Jensen said and got up and headed to the open doorway and closed it behind him leaving Jensen alone in the cellar still bound and gagged.

About thirty minutes later Jensen was tired of trying to break free from the ropes that were professionally tied by an eagle scout or greater. Jensen heard two people chattering angrily and then a creature no more than 2 feet tall with pointed ears and looked as if it were a walking cat and was wearing a butler outfit. It was carrying a silver dining tray with a cup of a red liquid. Probably a V8 or something Jensen thought to himself. When the furry Butler made it to Jensen it said "oh purrrfect she's finally awake." The walking talking cat butler purred as it talked placing the tray in front of Jensen. "My name is Samantha its a purrrleasure to meet you Solaris." Jensen started mumbling for the cat to take his gag off. Samantha obliged and removed the gag from Jensen's mouth.

"I'm Jensen you idiot, not Solaris." Jensen said irritated. "Purrrhaps you are still feeling the effects from the spppell Solaris." Samantha said pushing the tray closer to Jensen to drink the blood that Gerry stole from the hospital. "That moron 'master' of yours messed up the spell and switched me and Solaris." Jensen said angrily."How do I know this is not some sort of purrloy to escape?" Samantha asked unsure to believe Jensen or not. "This is not a ploy to escape because I'm not trying to escape and I'm telling you this you furry idiot!" Jensen yelled at Samantha. "And what should I do with this information?" Samantha asked pacing back and forth on all fours looking like a normal cat now besides wearing a butler outfit, normal.

"Cats aren't that bright are they?" Jensen asked. Samantha started to and answer and opened her mouth but was cut off by Jensen saying "No cats are furry retarted apparently because if you had a lick of sense then you would take your furry butt and tell him exactly what I just told you." Jensen yelled at Samantha. "Well on the contrary cats are quite smart and I think you are quite rude madam or Sir, whatever gender you might be your rude nevertheless." Samantha said crossing her furry arms and eyeing Jensen in a battle of words triumphant pose.

Jensen started rubbing his index finger and thumb together back and forth and while he was doing so asked Samantha "Do you know what this is?" Samantha looked intently at what Jensen was doing before answering "well it seems to be you rubbing your fingers together." Samantha answered. "No, its the worlds smallest violin. Playing the saddest song to your saddest attempt of a comeback." Jensen said laughing. "Well I cannot see any violin between your fingers, it must be to small for a cat to see." Samantha replied shaking her head back and forth once to show she was irritated with Jensen's reply. "You are literally to stupid to begin to insult." Jensen said with an even tone. "Thank you." Samantha replied.

Samantha walked back through the open door and closed it shut behind her. Jensen was thinking of a way to escape but with these eagle scout rope knots around his hands and feet left little wiggle room or hopes of freedom without them being removed. The cup that was full of blood for some reason was getting more and more appealing to Jensen as each second passed. It was just hard for Jensen to get the courage of drinking blood. At first Jensen was so rebeliuous about drinking the cup full of blood he almost kicked it. Maybe it was instinct or maybe just missed when he tried kicking it, but the first attempt Jensen's bright pink toenails missed the cup. As time ticked on the thought of kicking the cup seemed less and less of a stupid idea and more and more of a probable outcome. "Ew!" Jensen said aloud thinking of drinking the blood. "Maybe just one sip to crave this hunger." Jensen said as he eyed the red filled cup. "No! What are you crazy Jensen! Gross!" Jensen said after another minute of contemplating. Another few minutes went by and Jensen went to the extreme length of turning around and staring at the wall to get the thought of the red, juicy liquid from gliding soothingly down his throat. "Wait what am I thinking?! Its disgusting not juicy!" Jensen screamed after thinking of blood gliding its red soothing juices down his throat and tasting... "Ahh forget it I'm about to drink that cup of blood, who am kidding." Jensen finally giving in to the red filled cup of heaven. Jensen grabbed the cup eagerly and a drop flew and landed on his hand. He couldn't resist and licked his hand just as Samantha opened the door and witnessed Jensen licking his hand more or less how she did when she would clean herself.

"Well well well couldn't resist could you?" Samantha said walking toward a red wing lipped Jensen whom had just bottomed the red cup bone dry. Surprisingly to Jensen the blood wasn't all that bad and actually tasted okay. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but that wasn't that bad after all." Jensen said licking the red off his cheeks with Solaris' tongue. "My master had left for supplies before I was able to inform him of what you had told me." Samantha said after watching the red be licked off Solaris face by Jensen. "Seriously? You were gone for like a hour." Jensen said irritated. "Oh I'm sorry I forgot my world revolved around you and my favorite t.v show was on and I couldn't miss it." Samantha said picking up the tray and what was left of the bloody cup. "Whats your favorite show?" Jensen asked just making conversation. "Cops." Samantha replied in an even tone. Jensen shook his head and didn't make anymore small talk worried what this cat would say to his next question.

Upstairs a door opened and slammed shut and Gerry yelled "Samantha get your furry ass up here before I take one of your nine lives!" Gerry yelled. Samantha ran on all four wondering what she had done wrong to irritate her master so much. "Samantha were having some guests over tonight.." Gerry said as the door closed and Jensen wasn't able to hear the rest of the excited news. "I wonder what kind of guests this weirdo would possibly be having on a Thursday night."Jensen thought to himself. Starting to worry he would be in this cellar forever he needed a plan because from the looks of it he was running low on ideas at the moment and he couldn't take many more kitty gossip from Samantha.