Jensen woke up dazed and sittiing in a foreign room for the second time in twenty four hours and was not happy about it. When he looked around the room he noticed that it resembled a hotel room or a beach house you would stay in during a beach vacation. The bed had rose petals laid all over and a bottle of champagne on ice next to the bed that was shaped like a heart. The sight made Jensen almost vomit, but since he hadn't eaten anything was more of a dry heave. Nonetheless still gross and not where he wanted to lose his virginity. He was still a prisoner from looking at the zip ties that bound his hands together, but his legs were free so he could make a break for it and worry about the zip ties later. When Jensen got to his feet he listened intently for any noise and made his way to the ajar door that let a breeze inside bringing salty air in.

When Jensen made it outside and saw the coast was clear he bolted until he reached the ocean tide then turned left and sprinted. When Jensen made it about a mile he noticed a familiar sight and looked down to see his own footprints not yet washed away. "Fuck! Its an island." Jensen said aloud. It was dark and the moon was shining brightly on the dark ocean water that seemed to go for eternity with out any obstacles in the way in every direction. A voice starteled him. "You are in the middle of the Atlantic with no landmarks for hundreds of miles my dear." Gerry said sitting in a beach chair smoking a cigar. "Oh my love I thought you were gone and I got terribly worried!" Jensen lied and using theatrics by putting the back of his hand to his forehead, like a damsel in distress. "We both know you wish this marriage didn't exist, but it is and you are mine now, so get used to it or I'll make your time as my wife extremely horrid and unpleasant." Gerry said mischievous. "Okay I thought you were still thinking I actually could love you, so good to know we are on the same page. " Jensen replied laughing. "One thing about being a Warlocks wife is that I can force you to do anything I please." Gerry said crossing his legs and puffing on the cigar smiling at Jensen.

"Listen bro you married a man. That's the truth, because I'm not Solaris." Jensen said as a last line of defense. "Impossible. I did the spell perfectly." Gerry said but threw out his cigar and stood up alert. "Nope. I'm a dude bro." Jensen said laughing. "How do I know your not just saying that so I won't have my way with you!" Gerry said grabbing his erect penis from the outside of his pants. Jensen had a horrid confused look on his face as he looked at the extremely huge erect penis that had plans of being inside him almost made Jensen vomit his intestines. "What would telling you that have any effect on sex with Solaris?" Jensen tried to make up an excuse quickly. Even though it made no sense Gerry stroked his chin and made Jensen exhale softly as he was happy he saw Gerry stroking something besides that third leg in his pants.

"If what your saying is true then that means Solaris is in your body and I need to switch the two of you back." Gerry said out loud to nobody in particular. "Yes! Exactly." Jensen exclaimed with added hype. "How do we find out if your telling the truth?" Gerry asked Jensen. "I'll swear on my mother or pinky promise. Whatever you think would work." Jensen replied earnestly. "Let's call your family and if thats true then they will know Solaris and you switched bodies." Gerry said reaching for his suitcase and pulling out a satellite phone. "Call, you have sixty seconds." Gerry said looking at his watch. Jensen called his Nana and luckily she answered on the first ring. "Jensen, baby where are you?" Nana asked. "How did you know it was me Nana?" Jensen asked. "Everyone else is here and this number isn't registered." Nana answered. "Speaker, I want to hear." Gerry said sternly. Jensen obliged and turned on speaker phone. "Is Solaris in my body?" Jensen asked. "Yes, dear. Where are you so we can switch you two back before its too late?" Nana asked. "Whaddya mean too late?" Jensen asked worriedly. "Time." Gerry said lowly. "Well you have until the next full mo-" Nana started to say before Gerry snatched the phone out of Jensen's hands with his frog like tongue sticking to the phone and yanking it out of Jensen's hand and back in his lap following a slurping sound after the purple tongue with soars and warts had went back in Gerrys mouth.

"You see everyone already knows, so that means I'm not Solaris and we dont have to degrade myself into being Monica lewinskied by Bill anymore." Jensen said happily and threw up his hands in horray. "On the contrary, now that everyone knows that means everyone knows what I did so I'm a dead man and I might as well have my way with you and pretend your Solaris for the night. The response made Jensen start to cry. "You are a sick and twisted little man." Jensen said after s brief cry. "And your going to ride me like a bull baby!" Gerry said making a lunge towards Jensen. Jensen side stepped the advance and elbowed Gerry in the forehead and knocked him unconscious. Jensen looked for some ropes and zip ties and found the latter in Gerrys briefcase and zip tied Gerry before he came to and added a few extra zip ties for good measure. Jensen found some duct tape and taped Gerrys mouth shut so he couldn't yell for help or make any weird gay spells on Jensen and him to fornicate hopefully. When Gerry came to, Jensen found a two by four and walked over and smacked Gerry across the head knocking him back out and thought the fastest way to get some answers would be to threaten his overly large third leg or whatever was growing a moment ago when he talked about having sex with Jensen.

Jensen found a hammer and some rusty nails and came back over to Gerry and sat him up with his legs outstretched and undid his zipper and used a kitchen glove to extract Gerrys penis and lay it out on the chopping block next to the hammer and nails. When Gerry finally came to Jensen had removed himself from his restraints and sat in front of Gerry in a chair smoking a cigar smiling him. Gerry looked around frantic and jerked at his restraints and tried screaming through the tape over his mouth but only was able to muster a weak mumbled cry that made Jensen laugh. "Not so funny when the rabbit got the gun, now is it Gerr Bear?" Jensen replied then puffed on the Cuban cigar making "O" rings as he exhaled the smoke. "Now if you direct your attention to the hammer and nails beside your odd shaped flaky cock between your legs for a moment." Jensen said like a tour guide would inform his passengers. Gerry looked down in horror and bolted upright with murmer pleads of probable "I'll do whatever you says and okay please I'll be a good noodles.

"Shut up." Jensen said loudly and slapped Gerry across the face and did it for no reason except thought it would be funny. Gerry yelled more pleads of doing anything murmers. "Let's play a little game called "answer my question or I nail your dick in the ground" how does that sound?" Jensen asked a teary eyed Gerry. "Mmmkay." Gerry murmered through the tape and shook his head to agree with Jensen. "Where are we?" Jensen asked and put a map in front of Gerry. "Here?" Jensen used a pen to indicate somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic. Gerry shook his head no. "Here?" Jense said going north. Gerry shook his head violently and murmered "Souf." Through the tape meaning south. Jensen glided the pen South until Gerry murmured "der!" Meaning Jensen found their coordinates. "Were in the fucking Bermuda Triangle?" Jensen asked bemused. "Mmhm." Gerry murmured and started rambling of incoherent phrases after. Jensen didn't really notice until he heard something that sounded like "not on earth and stuck here for the next few days." That made Jensen rip off the tape from Gerrys mouth and say "Stuck here a month?!"

"We are not on Earth anymore and will be stuck here for the next few decades, is what I said." Gerry replied without the tape covering his mouth anymore."Real fucking funny Fonzie, I don't think so mister. We are leaving now ex-hubby." Jensen replied wagging his finger left and right. "I used up all of my magic on getting us here and would kill myself trying to get back." Gerry replied. "Well I'll be sure to mourn at your funeral, because were going back now mother fucker." Jensen replied slapping the back of Gerrys head. "Yeah, no thanks I love my life and not jepordizing it for you, so get cozy girlfriend, or whatever." Gerry replied not budging on the subject of going back home. "You said not on earth anymore? I used the phone to call my mother. Liar!" Jensen yelled out spitting on Gerry. "Its a Unilite Cellular phone." Gerry replied and continued "It allows communication through the portals of the universe." Gerry finished saying. "Portals of the universe? I don't even know what your saying right now, but honestly you sound like an idiot. A bag of rocks. Like a few French fries short of a happy meal dumb." Jensen fired off idiotic insults that didn't make much sense except to Jensen. "What, you thought it was just humans on Earth you naive little man?" Gerry replied laughing.

"I want my mommy." Jensen cried for his mommy for the second time in one day now.