"Where am I?" Solaris thought to herself. "And what is that awful smell?" Solaris continued while sniffing the unfamiliar room as she sat up and went to brush her hair back only to find out her hair was completely gone. "Ahh!" She screamed thinking she must have partied to hard last night, because she couldn't remember anything other than her car breaking down and one of the mutts from Bayside Heights offering to give her a ride home. At first Solaris refused his request of course, but everything after that was hazy and a blank in her mind. She ran to the bathroom that was attatched to the room she was in. Whose room was it? She was unsure at the present moment, but the most important thing right now was to find out if her hair was really missing or her hands were trying to decieve her.

Solaris made it to the mirror only to find out it was just a hole in the bathroom wall where a mirror would normally be. Solaris saw Jensen on the other side and they both screamed out in shock "Ahh" in unison. Solaris fell to the floor and Jesen fell at the same time, almost as if they were in sync with each other as they slammed to the floor. "I know what that awful smell is now." Solaris said aloud and noticing her voice was extremely deep when she said it. When she sat up with her back resting against the bathroom counter, she looked down at her forest legs of hair. "Oh my blood for sucking God" Solaris exclaimed when she saw how hairy her legs were. "There has got to be something in the water, because I know for a fact that I shaved my legs last night." Solaris said mortified as she looked at her extremely toned legs with black hair long enough to be combed running up both of her legs to her sponghebob square pants boxers she had on.

Something wasnt right when she saw a buldge where there shouldnt be a buldge on her and two missing buldges where she should have buldges were missing. Solaris pulled the collar of her shirt and peered down the front of it only to see more hair and no perky "c" cups she definitely had attached to her chest last night. Solaris lifted the front of her underwear to see something that made her finally realize that she was not herself any longer. "I'm in Jensen's Penis, I mean Jensen's bodyyyy!" Solaris yelled out with tears in her eyes. To confirm her assumption, Solaris raised herself up from the ground up to the now confirmed bathroom mirror and not a hole in the wall and saw herself in Jensen's body. "How the bloody neck hell am I in Jensen's body?." She asked puzzled. "Does that mean Jensen is in my body right now?" She wondered to herself while looking for her iPhone only to remember "her" iPhone was probably with Jensen. "Knock' knock." Someone softly knocked on the door and didn't wait to enter. "Jensen sweety, did you take that sweet girl Solaris back home okay last night?" Jensen's mother Mrs. Hernandez asked softly. Solaris stood there stiff as a board and shocked not knowing how to respond and just thought the wisest thing to do in this type of situation would be for her to nod her head and say "mmhm." To affirm Jensen's mothers question. Jensen's mother squinted her eyes and looked perplexed about her sons odd behavior, but nevertheless said "okay" and closed the door and left back out.

Solaris found Jensen's iphone and clicked the side button to turn it on. "Shit." Solaris muttered when she ran into the lock screen. It was a pattern lock so she first tried a "M" for mutt. "Incorrect pass code." popped up. 9/10 tries left was directly under the message. She tried a "D" for dog but also for dumbass. "Incorrect pass code. 8/10 tries left." She tried "L" for loser and it was right. She was in. Solaris clicked on the phone icon on the home screen which brought up a dial pad. She typed in her number and "Annoying" came up on the screen. "What the...? Annoying? Stupid flea bag has me as Annoying in his dusty ass phone." Solaris said agitated through clenched teeth. "Hi, its Solaris. Sing your song at the tone bitches." Her own voicemail answered her. When she hit redial she pushed the speaker phone button and clicked on "edit contact." And changed "Annoying" to "Im a beautiful princess you fuck." Her voicemail picked up again. Solaris thought the idiot probably wasnt as smart as her so she texted her phone saying "The password for the phone is '2502' flea bag."

Twenty seconds later Jensen's phone started playing Beyonce's song "All my single ladies" when her phone was calling and Solaris answered " Jensen! What in the fuck is going on you furry fuckwad!" Solaris younger sister replied "Um, ew no. This is Chassidy you loser not Solaris." Chassidy replied. Solaris responded and said "Chassidy, where is Jen.. I mean where is Solaris?" Solaris asked and remembered she was Jensen to everyone right now. Chassidy responded "Last time I checked douch bag, Solaris was with you." Chassidy said insinuating and frustrated. Solaris yelled a loud roar of frustration "Ahhh! Find her for me!" Solaris yelled angrily. "Oh yeah sure thing champ. I'm putting that on my 'very important thing to do list' right now and putting it in my 'very important special pocket' and making a note to get that done ASAP." Chassidy replied before there was a brief pause and Chassidy hung up leaving Solaris back at square one again. Well Solaris is negative one with Jensen and her beautiful body missing in action was all that Solaris could think of.

For the first time in 125 years as a vampire, Solaris had not been attracted to the smell of food until now. Solaris could literally hear Jensen's stomach growling and she had to go see what was making the delicious aroma she smelled. Solaris went to the closet to see what Jensen had to wear. She opened the closet and gagged in horror. There were seven clothing hangers and not one had a shirt attached to it. The clothes that smelled as if they had never been washed were laying in color coordinated piles on the floor. Socks in one pile. Random boxers briefs in another. Jeans over there and shirts to their left. "Oh hell no" Solaris said to herself. She looked around the room in search of some Lysol or spray deodorant, but thought it might even take some holy water or voodoo magic to clean the stench from his clothes. She came up empty handed and she settled for a mennen speed stick deodorant that she popped the top and started ironing the outfit with the deodorant stick. She didn't care if it had white streaks from where the deodarant stuck to the lint because the shirt now smelled like shit, but masked with speed stick. Also it was the best she could do with the cards she was dealt with at the present moment.

When Solaris made it to the kitchen in hopes of finding the amazing food was instead met with all of Jensen's family stuffing their faces with food. If the food had not smelled so intoxicating then she might have lost her appetite watching these animals eat. Solaris stood transfixed in the doorway unsure of what to do. It was literally 125 years since she had anything to eat, due to her over negative easy blood diet. Solaris sat at the table waiting on the hounds to finish so she could muster someting up. She was skeptical still about being around a pack of werewolves with her technically being a vampire and all still. "Are you sick Jensen?" Nana asked Solaris. Caught off guard she forgot that Jensen's mother was asking her a question. "Oh right, yes Nana. I'm sick as a dog." Solaris said unintentionally using the dog reference. "Oh heavens child you are usually the first one at the table to get some of Nana's cooking." Nana said talking in third person about herself. Everyone called Jensen's mother "Nana" as per her request. Even when Solaris came over last night when Jensen had picked her up by her broken down car last night and Jensen had gone inside and left Solaris alone in the car while he went to get his tools to help Solaris fix her car. Solaris watched as Nana was seen shouting and pointing toward Solaris from the front porch. At first Solaris sank down into the seat thinking Jensen's mother was angry that he had brought a vampire into a werewolves home or den whatever they called it. On the contrary Nana was yelling at Jensen for leaving Solaris in the car and made him go get her and bring her inside out of the rain. "Jensen, I'm not even supposed to be in Bayside Heights." Solaris said uneasy. "It will only be for a few minutes and Nana will come out here in the rain and insist if you don't." Jensen replied .

Solaris got out of the car and ran the short distance to the screened in front porch of the double wide trailer that served as a home to Jensen and his family. It was nice though and had a nostalgic feel to it. Nana was in her late fifties and had golden wire rimmed glasses and walked with a cane to support herself. She greeted Solaris with kind affection and gave her a full fledged hug. Solaris akwardly put her hands around the woman giving a couple taps on nanas back and looked at Jensen for help. "Okay, Nana let her go. Solaris isn't much of a hugger." Jensen said prying Nana's death grip off of Solaris. "Oh hush Jensen. I'm just saying Hello to the pretty girl." Nana replied. "You can call me Nana, Solaris." Nana said to break the ice. "Hi Nana." Solaris said softly waving a rainbow like wave in front of her. "Can I get you anything?" Nana asked politely unsure what to offer, her but knew she was a vampire so Nana knew that she didn't eat food but asked her nevertheless. "No thank you, I'm fine." Solaris replied awkwardly but polite. "Oh my heavens well come in an have a seat then. Make yourself at home." Nana said ushering Solaris to the couch to sit down. "Nana I'm gonna grab my tools and take Solaris back so I can fix her car." Jensen said to Nana as he walked over to Solaris and soflty spoke into Solaris ear "Are you gonna be okay in here for a few minutes while I get my tools?" Jensen whispered nearly touching Solaris' ear with his lips. "Go ahead and get your tools Jensen, Solaris is fine in here with me Son." Nana replied making Jensen shake his head not knowing how Nana was able to overhear him whispering to Solaris. Solaris nodded to affirm she would be okay and Jensen ran back out the front door into the heavy rain outside.

Solaris came back to present day back inside Jensen's body from her recent daydream with Nana asking again "Hello, Jensen? Do you copy? over." Nana said snapping her fingers to get Solaris attention. "What did you say?" Solaris asked. "I asked if you were okay, Jensen." Nana said with her arms folded in front of her knowing something was wrong. The rest of Jensen's family stopped eating and turned to look at Solaris because if Nana had to ask something again then you best believe she won't ask another third without someone paying the price. "He's probably on his period." Larry Joe replied jokingly. "That's enough!" Nana said sternly stopping the laughter from the rest of the family. "Nana, can I talk to you outside privately?" Solaris asked helpless. "Sure sweetheart, let's go outside." Nana said heading toward the front door. Solaris followed and grabbed a piece of toast and sausage link and hurriedly followed behind Nana outside. They walked down the path that led down to the beach. You could hear the waves crashing from where they were. It was actually quite pleasant and was very/soothing to Solaris. Even under the circumstances it was still very relaxing to hear. When Solaris started to talk Nana put up a hand and said. "Were almost to the beach Jensen. Wait until we're there so that you will have my undivided attention baby, okay?" Nana asked putting her head on Solaris' shoulder and using her as a cane for support since she left in a hurry leaving her cane back at home.

When they made it to the water they both gazed out at the bright red could that were reflecting from rising sun at the horizon. For a moment Solaris was so transfixed by the besautiful sun rise, that she forgot why she came out here with Nana in the first place. Nana quickly reminded her by saying "Your not really you today are you Jensen?" Nana asked finally, but still watching the rising sun. Solaris wondered if she knew or was just asking rhetorically. "Nana what I'm about to tell you might sound completely strange, but its the truth." Solaris said with a serious tone. It caught Nana's attention and she replied. "Okay Jensen what is it angel?" Solaris just let it out and said. "I'mnot Jensen Nana, I'm Solaris." The statement caught Nana off guard and she looked intently in Solaris eyes studying her and trying to comprehend what she was just told."What's my real name?" Nana asked after a brief pause. "I have no idea." Solaris replied honestly. "Where were you when your brother Matthew died?" Nana asked a question that she knew if Jensen was playing a silly game here that this question would end the theatrics. "I don't know Nana." Solaris replied. "Oh my heavens!" Nana said throwing her hands to cover her mouth in exasperation. "Where is Jensen? Is he still alive? Who did this?" Nana replied with rapid fire questions wanting to know where her son was. "Nana I don't know. I remember leaving here last night with Jensen and then its a blur after that." Solaris said honestly. "You promise Nana right now that you had nothing to do with it?" Nana asked in tears. "I swear to you that I had nothing to do with this." Solaris responded truthfully.

"Okay, but this is bad and I'm not sure if everyone will believe you as quickly or if ever like I did." Nana said worriedly. "What should we do? Because if I'm not home my family will be out looking for me and they know the last person I was with last night was Jensen." Solaris replied. "The first thing we need to do is get your family to believe you like I did. Otherwise this can get really ugly for both of our sides ." Nana said walking quickly with a limp towards the house as fast as she could. Solaris ran after her and helped her back to the house. As they walked Nana asked "Whom do you think would be the easiest to believe this kind of story between your whole family? Nana asked thinking of some sort of plan. "Honestly none of them would believe anything a werewolf said. No offense." Solaris replied. "None taken baby." Nana said and continued by asking Solaris another question. "Okay but if I called one of them and said Solaris is in Trouble who would think of what to do rather than run out the front door searching for you?" Nana asked stepping back on the makeshift walkway that led them back to the house where they could see a heated argument underway between Jensen's family and Solaris' family. "Uh-oh" Nana and Solaris said simultaneously.