I can't see a thing! Perfect! Mina thought cheerfully as she brushed her obnoxiously long bangs in front of her face and pulled the collar of her sweater halfway up her face.
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"Yeah, Yeah. I'm getting in now." Saeyoung sighed as he typed lazily on his keyboard with one hand, and stuffed honey Buddha chips in hisnmouth with the other. I'd much rather look at memes right now. Or maybe spend time with Mina. He thought.
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"What Time is it?" Yoosung asked out loud as he unstuck his face from his keyboard. His alarm clock flashed 9:57. He looked at his computer to find the death screen from LOLOL. "Noooooooo!" He groaned. "I should have ignored Seven and gotten more coffee!" He whined.
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"Who's a good girl? Aww, you are, Elizabeth! You are, and daddy loves you." Jumin cooed as he rubbed his cat's belly. He took a sip of wine and sat at his desk, and called Jaehee.

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Jaehee quickly hid the Zen shrine she had been admiring in her cubicle as soon as her phone began to ring. "C&R international, this is Jaehee Kang speaking.... Jumin, you brought Elizabeth the third to work again?.... okay, okay, I'll bring a brush up to your office in a minute. What? Fine. I'm on my way up." She huffed and hung up the phone.
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"MI MI MI MI FA FA FA FA SOL SOL SOL SOL LA LA LA LA TI TI TI TI DO DO DO DO!" Zen sang as he warmed up for his next act. "Oh, who's that handsome man over there? Oh, it's just my reflection, ha!" He laughed as he fixed his hair.
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*Thump* "Ow."

*Thump* "Ow."

*Thump* "Agh-!" V hissed as he smacked into a wall for the four-thousand-eight hundred-eighty-sixth time this week.
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      "This is just in! A water tornado is headed for Seoul within the next three hours. Within this already powerful storm, our trackers have observed that the force has scooped hundreds of sharks out of the pacific! Japan took one for the team, but there's still some sharks left!" The news anchor shouted.

        Mina's eyes would have popped out of her head, but she couldn't remember if she even had any.

       She instantly called up her boyfriend, Saeyoung.

      He answered right away.

     "Hey, Mina. I'm stuck at work. Get to Jumin's building. If anything, there's high ground. Go!" He said quickly before hanging up. Not giving a darn about 707's well-being, Mina ran into the screeching mob running down the street.

      Mina looked up to see a monstrous tornado, with large blue-grey things flying out of it. Although Seoul isn't very close the coast,  a magic, salty, wall of water began to seep through the skyscrapers and flood the streets. Mina quickly ran into C&R international and shut the glass doors behind her just in time.

     Water filled up past the door, and it was like living inside a dark, deadly aquarium!

    Mina turned around and saw a bunch of terrified employees, Jaehee (who was holding Lizzie), Jumin and...

    "Zen?" She asked, referring to the crying albino that Jumin was holding princess style. Jumin dropped him on the floor.

    "Ow, be careful with me! I'm delicate!" He yelled at Jumin through tears.

    "Why is Zen here?" She asked.

  "None of your business." Jumin said quickly.

   "And why is he crying like a two year old?" She asked.

  "Because I don't like scary storms!" Zen wailed. "Daddy, hold me!" He said as he grabbed onto Jumin's leg. Jumin sighed.

   "Oh, hey guys!"  A familiar, cheerful, voice said. The four turned around to see Yoosung waving at them and eating a bag of chips.  "I was taking a walk when the crazy shark storm hit. So I just ducked in here." He said nonchalantly.

    *shmurrrr*

    The five turned back around to see what was making the sliding noise on the door. To their horror, V's face was smushed on the door, his sunglasses somehow intact, and his teal hair floating in the water. 

    "Oh my god!" Mina shrieked. "Let him in!"

    "Do we have to?" Yoosung groaned. Jumin, Mina, and Jaehee all turned to him and yelled, "Yes!" As a shark swam behind V.

     Some employees quickly opened the door, water rushing in as V flopped on the floor. Mina and another employee dragged V away from the door as even more employees struggled to close the door as water rushed in the lobby.

     The shark pushed through the door and into the lobby, where he flopped around in the ankle-deep water. Zen shrieked. "Get it out! Kill it! AEEEEIIIIIII!"

     A bunch of Jumin's employees rushed to pull the shark out of the lobby, and threw it out into the giant fish tank (formerly known as Seoul).

    However, one employee got locked outside in the water. Unwilling to open the doors again, Everyone in the room just awkwardly waved as the man banged on the door.

    The shark attacked him, and he spelt the words:

I-M   S-U-I-N-G Y-O-U-!

     On the door in blood before the shark carried him away. Jaehee cleared her throat.

    "Lawsuits aside, let's get to higher ground." She suggested. Yoosung and Mina picked up V,  Jaehee held Lizzie, and Jumin carried princess Zen.

    The six scurried up the stairs to the top floor, where Jumin's office was.   Mina bumped into a few walls because she couldn't see, and Jaehee grew annoyed.

     "You know what, V is blind and that's not getting fixed.  You need to cut your hair. Jumin, restrain her please." She requested as he grabbed a pair of scissors out of a desk.

"No! Don't touch me! Go fuck yourselves! Don't come closer!"

*snip* *snip* *snip*

   "AHHHHHHHHHH- oh hey, I can see!"

    "While we're here..." Jumin said, taking the scissors from Jaehee. "Restrain Zen!"

      Ugly crying surrounded the death of the rat tail.

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     The small group hid in an office cubicle on one of the higher floors, scared, wet, and shaking.

Zen sobbed in a corner, holding the lifeless rat tail in his hands.

    "Woah, Saeyoung is hot!" Mina gasped as she swiped through the pictures of her boyfriend. "I've been missing out on this the whole time?" She pointed to the phone. "I'm suing you guys for not cutting my bangs sooner!"

       "Jaehee, file the paperwork and call the lawyer." Jumin instructed her.

      "How about we just use her as shark bait?" Jaehee suggested.

      "Shark bait hu-ha-ha!" Yoosung chanted in a deep voice.
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They thought they could hide.

Less than a half an hour later, the sharks that had landed on the roof somehow hadn't suffocated yet, and were working their way down the stairs.

They ran down, in the opposite direction, but the water was sleeping into the lobby. And with the water, came the sharks.

The group ran back up the stairs (except for Zen and Lizzie, who were carried).

"I've got this, guys!" Yoosung cheered as he smashed the glass case on the wall, acquiring the fire axe. "I play video games, so using a real weapon shouldn't be hard to figure out!"

"No!" The group yelled in unison, but a shark had heard the commotion and flopped down the stairs to them.

"Barrerrghrrr" the shark growled.

"Hah! Die, foul beast!" Yoosung yelled as he brought the axe down. The shark let out a scream. In its last dying gasp, the shark let out a signal to the other sharks to avenge his death.

*FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP*

Zen screamed. Mina screamed. Lizzie meowed. Yoosung held up his axe. Jumin drank wine. Jaehee cried. V asked "does it smell like fish in here is it just me?"

No one answered.

Dozens of sharks were flopping into the office. Zen climbed onto a desk. Jumin placed Lizzie on the top of a cubicle and finished his wine. The rest grabbed anything they could fight with.

Yoosung had his axe, of course. Jaehee had her trusty scissors, while Mina grabbed a stapler and flipped it open. Jumin smashed his wine glass and picked up a large shard. V pulled a fucking revolver out of his back pocket, but at this point no one even questioned it.

Although Zen did not have a weapon, he did have his unnaturally high screeching, which repelled the sharks. The humans had gone mostly deaf due to the screaming, which was rather unfortunate for V.

They began to fight the sharks, frantically aiming for the eyes if they were unfortunate enough to have puny weapons.

"HOLY SUGAR, HELP ME!" Yoosung yelled as a shark bit his leg and pulled him onto the floor. V shot the shark, with somehow amazing accuracy.

Yoosung, however, was not a happy camper. He had just lost his left leg. To add insult to injury, it was V who had saved him. Yoosung would rather have been eaten alive, because now he doesn't have any excuse to be a complete wad to V.

V placed Yoosung on the desk next to Zen, who had fainted at the sight of blood.

"No, you're not helping me any more! Switch with Jumin!" Yoosung commanded, his kindness lost with his leg.

V did as he was told, and Jumin quickly tried to stop the bleeding. He took Zen's belt off (a bit too skillfully) of his unconscious body and wrapped it around Yoosung's stump.

Soon, all the sharks were killed, but the office was a wreck. They noticed how there was no sound coming from above. With Jaehee leading the way, the group climbed up to the roof.

When they exited the building, Seoul was in complete destruction. But that's not important. What really shocked them was the dozens of shark corpses scattered across the roof.

Mina noticed a shark flying directly towards them. Although, she's Mina, and instead of doing anything useful, she just screamed like she was trying to impersonate Zen.

Suddenly, a giant robotic cat with 2 foot long claws swiped at the shark, slicing it in half.

"How do you like it, Mina? I made it out of paper clips and wet computer parts, so it could use some work. But I think it has poten-"

"SAEYOUNG!" Mina screeched as she ran to hug her boyfriend.

"You.... have eyes?" He immediately asked her.

"I know, right! I didn't know until like an hour ago!"

"They're pretty, Mina. You should cut your bangs more often." They kissed. Fireworks went off. Jesus smiled and Angels sang. Sebastian Stan laughed. A litter of kittens was born.  Confetti fell from the sky.

    Oh wait, that was not confetti. That was a fleet of sharks!

    But don't worry, Robo-cat got them.

    Saeyoung told them all how even with giant Robo-cat, the roof was still dangerous, so they should go back inside for now.

    The group somehow managed to get downstairs, the flank covered by Robo-cat.

    "What now? I have no more wine!" Jumin complained.

    "My Zen shrine is ruined!" Jaehee wailed at the soggy, floppy pieces of cardboard on the floor.

    "Your what?" Nearly the entire group asked, excluding Lizzie.

     "Nothing."

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"What are you working on, Luciel?" V asked Saeyoung, who was tinkering away on something using computer parts and office supplies from all over C&R International.

"I'll show you when I'm done."

"Hey, so, what do I do about my missing leg?" Yoosung asked

"Oh, right." Mina responded. "We don't really have access to proper medical care, So like... don't die?"

Seven got up. "I got you, fam!"

He took a swivel chair and began to disassemble it.

Taking off the back and the armrests, he lowered the cushion down to the level of where Yoosungs leg ended.

The group watched on as he looked through the desks and found some masking tape.

The then proceeded to tape Yoosung's stump to the cushion and wheels.

"Woah, thanks Luciel! It's like having Heelys, but without having a foot!"

"No problem bro!" Seven said. "Have fun!"

He then returned to his project.

"Look at this guys!" Yoosung cheered. "WHEEEE- OW OW OW THAT HURTS OW!" He wailed as he put all his weight on the amputated leg. Losing control of the swivel, he went flying into a desk.

"YOOSUNG!"

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"It's done!"

"What is it?" Jaehee asked.

"Well, I made two separate devices." Seven began. "This one is a bomb. I figured that throwing a bomb in the precise center of a tornado should equalize it, and end it. Hopefully. It's activated by a device I installed on that computer there, and has a one minute timer." He told the group. "And this is a chainsaw. Because who knows, Robo-cat might not be enough."

"And I made this." Zen said, eyes puffy and swollen from tears as he held up his little craft. It was a few paper clips linked together.

"What is that?" Jumin asked.

"It's a person. His name is Fabio." Zen said. The group stared at him is silence. They lost him. Zen was broken.

"Uh, well let's get upstairs and blow up the tornado!" Seven suggested as he ran over to the computer. He clicked a button and turned back around. "Go, go, go!"

The group scampered up the roof, where they were greeted by Robo-cat.

And someone else.

"Hello, Saeyoung." A man's voice said. The sound of a gun clicking pricked the ears of the RFA.

"Saeran, this bomb is about to blow, I need to get it into the tornado! Can we deal with this later?" Saeyoung asked frantically.

"Will it go BANG?!?" Saeran asked.

"Duh!"

"I like it. Too bad that you're all dead!" He said as he aimed the pistol at Seven's head. The members of the RFA stood there like idiots, except for V. V walked over beside Saeran.

"V... no..." Saeyoung gasped frantically.

"Rika... come out, please!" V pleaded.

"Fine."

"OH MY GOD RIKA!" Yoosung screamed. Ignoring the guy with the gun and the bomb with 15 seconds left on it, he ran to hug his not-dead cousin.

"You lied to me! You told me she was dead, asshole!" He yelled as he turned to V.

"Yeah, you lied to him, V! You will pay for this!" Rika said as she took the bomb from Saeyoung and handed it to V.

"What? Rika, you told me to! I love y-"

"Shut up. Bye!" She said cheerfully as she yeeted V off the side of the skyscraper.

He was sucked into the tornado and exploded right in the middle.

"BYE BITCH!" Yoosung laughed.

The rest of the RFA grieved for a good 3 seconds before the realized that all the sharks in the Sharknado were flying down at them. Too many for Robo-cat to handle.

First it was Saeran. Then Rika. And the final meal was Saeyoung, who was unfortunate enough not to make it back inside in time.

"Saeyoung no!" Mina screamed.

Zen fainted. Again.

The sharks all fell to the ground, most avoided C&R.

After the last shark fell, the RFA ran back out onto the roof.

"Damnit, she's dead again!" Yoosung cried.

Robo-cat killed the sharks, but he was too late. Mina ran over the the Saeyoung-eating shark and sobbed.

Then the belly started moving.

Vrrrrrrrrrrr

Mina was instantly covered in shark blood as the stomach of the shark gave birth to a bloody, terrified Saeyoung.

"Well, I'll add that to my list of traumatic experiences." He said before Mina kissed him, shark guts and all.

"Awww!" The RFA cooed, except for Zen, who was still unconscious.

"Why did the man with the white hair want to kill you?" Mina asked once they separated.

"I can't get too into it, for your safety, but he works for the company that triggered the Sharknado. It was led by Rika." He admitted. "But Rika isn't in her right mind, so she sabotaged herself by throwing V in."

"He deserved it. He abused her." Yoosung spat, sitting next to the shark that munched on his cousin.

"Nah, it was the other way around." V's voice said.

His severed head had landed on the other side of the roof.

Everyone screamed. Except for Zen.

FIN.