-Being spoiled out of your mind-
"Jumin. . ."
"What? Do you not like it, darling?"
"No, no, it's lovely. . . You just didn't have to buy me ten of the same necklace!"

-Being the only one allowed (besides Jaehee and himself) to play with Elizabeth III-
"Such a cute kitty!"

-Convincing him to give Jaehee a vacation because the poor woman's gone through enough-
"Bu-"
"Jumin, she has looked after Elizabeth III enough times to give Zen secondhand allergies.
I'm pretty sure the woman's gone through enough for now."

-Helping him whenever he starts panicking-

-Convincing him to make peace with Zen-

-Being stubborn as hell and not letting the cooks make you food because you insist on doing so yourself-

-So. Many. Gifts-

-Your friends being jealous that you pretty much have a sugar daddy-
"My boyfriend won't even buy me tampons how the hell-"
*you just shrug.*

-Him getting jealous of how much time you spend helping Yoosung-
"Have you seen his omelette, Jumin!? He needs an actual meal!"
"Invite him over and let the chefs do that, you're mine."
"Oh goodness. . ."

-Being close with Jaehee-

-Listening to him rant about his day

-Giving any girl who looks at him the wrong way, the stink eye-

-Never have to worry about bills again-

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