"Saeran~!!!" You pressed your hands close to your ears when Saeyoung whine directly next to you. He had on a puppy dog face, hoping to win over his victim. You, fortunately, were not the person he was directing the face at (but even if you were, you still would not be swayed). Instead, he was sending the expression to Saeran, who refused to stop clinging to you.

Saeyoung's twin glared at his carbon copy, completely unfazed by the adorable eyes. "No, I hate you."

His whines were much louder this time. "Saerannnnnnnn~!!!"

Internally screaming, you clenched your ears tighter, wishing they would stop with the constant fighting. Saeran was doing much better after being released from the hospital. His grudge over his brother still remained, but the good news was he wasn't obsessed with killing him anymore!

Well at least, you hope.

Still, there were conflicts between the two of them. You and Saeyoung were not together. Go Saeyoung's dismay, but the two of you often joke around with each other.

Saeran doesn't talk much with his brother, but doesn't mind being around you. You enjoyed all the times you were able to make him smile or laugh and he enjoyed it, too. Thus...

.

.

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... He wanted you to be his girlfriend.

That is why he confessed to you, just now. Saeyoung was not pleased, claiming that he saw you first. Saeran claimed otherwise, since he was the one who sent you to Rika's apartment in the first place.

You didn't give the twins a response, since you were unsure of what you wanted. The two of them didn't mind. They chose to turn it into a competition, to see who was better suited for Y/N L/N.

Ah... brotherly love. The greatest thing in the world, is it not? Especially when they start competing with one another and you're standing in the middle of it all, since they both claim to like you.

Shoot, you bit your lip as you thought of what was yet to happen. Things are about to get crazy.

...

"It's been one week and three days," you mumbled into your phone mic. "I'm still alive throughout all the stuff that has happened. Saeran and Saeyoung keep climbing into my bed to sleep with me." It scared you as to how many times you woke up in the middle of the night to find two shadows looming over you as you tried to sleep.

"My breakfast has never looked so close to looking like it exploded before." Your pancakes could've been a mushroom salad if you never asked.

"And privacy..." You shuddered, face turning red. It wasn't safe for you to take a bath, anymore.

"I need to get out of the house," your laughter and sobs mixed to sound like a dying animal. "Twins really are a handful!"

At this point, you were going insane. The house was like a war zone, with the living room being transformed into the main battleground. Saeyoung's stronghold was his computer room while Saeran declared the living room to be his kingdom.

In other words, you were living through a mini World War III.

A sigh escaped your lips for the millionth time. You've been sighing a lot more than usual for the last few days. Guess it's decided. You need to get out of the house before you lose what's left of your sanity.

Looking through your closet, you tossed on whatever you could find and grabbed your phone and wallet. Before opening the door, you leaned close to it, listening for any noise.

Distant war cries could be heard, but nothing that sounded like they were coming from the halls. Those two must be on the main battleground.

You stepped out of your room, walking to reach the door that'll guide you to freedom, or at least temporary freedom.

And as you step closer to the living room, where the exit stood, you could finally understand what the two different voices were yelling out.

"Take this! Blasting Lovely Explosion!"

Ah. That must be Saeyoung.

"..." The other was rendered speechless, either by the attack or by the utter stupidity of the name.

You already knew it was the latter.

"Ah! So you escaped my special attack! Looks like you're giving me no choice... I'll have to use my super secret ability~♡"

"Saeyoung, no."

"Defender of Justice, Danger Scanner Saeyoung says yes!!!"

Suddenly, you felt like you were in a magical girls anime.

And upon walking into the living room, you saw glitter all over the war zone, paintball splatters, Saeran holding a paintball gun, and Saeyoung dressed in cosplay. A very interesting cosplay...

You didn't question it since you refused to know the answers to it. You quickly ran out the door, with the two following after.

"Y/N, wait!" They chorused.

You shoved them back inside, telling them to stay.

Of course they wouldn't listen, but you told Saeyoung to change if he even thought of wanting to join you outside in public, dressed like Madoka. Saeran left with his brother to change as well, but only to get rid of the glitter.

Meanwhile, you sulked at your futile attempt to escape.

You really should've just jumped out of the window.

...

A genius plan came into mind when you headed out with the two brothers.

"So who wants to watch that new movie that came put?" You singsonged as the three of you walked around the streets. The plan was to go to the theatre where you couldn't talk during a movie. An hour or two without a peep from the Choi twins was all you needed right now.

"Oh! Sure, Y/N," Saeyoung grinned happily. "Then allow me to pay for your ticket!"

Saeran narrowed his eyes at his brother. He suddenly latched on to your arm. "Then I call sitting next to Y/N."

You sweat dropped, really wanting to point out that you could sit in between them, even if you preferred sitting as far away from them as possible.

"Wha?! Curses, my dear brother beat me to the sundae!" The older redhead cried out dramatically.

Saeran raised an eyebrow, while his entire body weight rested on your shoulder. "Isn't it punch?"

"Yes! But in your case, because you like ice cream, sundae fits the line better~"

A lovely red hue made itself visible on Saeran's flustered face. "We are not talking about this! I forbid you from sitting with Y/N, go to the very back seat where you belong, far away from us as possible!"

Your version of we didn't include Saeran either, however.

Perhaps the movie wasn't a good idea.

...

"It was a terrible idea," you made a new video recording of your days in battle. "I think I made things even more unbearable."

No doubt that you did. While buying tickets, the two of them fought over who got to pay while refusing to buy a ticket for the other twin.  In the end, you paid for all three of you.

Then, there was the seating. You didn't have to tell them that you'll sit in the middle; they just grabbed you and sat you in a seat while both of them sat by your sides. They refused to let go of your arms, which were basically numb throughout the entire movie.

Oh, but the worst part was your movie choice.

What were you thinking, in that head of yours, when you decided to watch a horror movie?

Honestly, you didn't know how you'd react to a horror movie, since you never really bothered with them before. Surprisingly, you managed to make it through, by convincing yourself it wasn't real by pointing out every fault in every scene that made the rest of the audience jump and scream.

That blood is too light.

He's obviously going to be behind that door... See? Why did I say?

You're so stupid... Why would you run into the woods?!?!

Oh. The corpse just twitched. These actors are terrible at playing dead.

Saeran and Saeyoung, on the other hand, practically cried out in horror whenever they were given the chance. Your arms were already numb from their tight grip. At this point, they were about to fall off.

Not to mention, their screams were making you go deaf.

After the movie was done, the rush to get home was full of danger for the brothers. The pitiful part was that they played it off as if you were the one who was scared.

Saeran let out a high pitched scream when you finally reached the house and slammed the door shut. "Eeeeeyahhhh~  I-i-i-it's okay, Y/N! It was just the door, see??? Just stay behind me and you'll be alright!"

His frantic laughs mixed with with quivering lips and whimpering did not assure you at all.

"GaAaAAaaah!!!!¡ There's a ghost in the computer," Saeyoung yelped when his loud notification alarm on his computer signaled that he got a new email. Another one came in, blaring its loud alert tone. He grabbed the computer and flung it at the ground, watching the poor thing get abused.

You stared with wide, unblinking eyes. Thank goodness he knew how to fix that.

The crash scared Saeran and caused him to flee to safety, aka you. From your back, he noticed the hallway emitted a bright warm glow. It caused the trembling male to gasp. "The killer's inside our bathroom, isn't he?!"

You groaned, cursing yourself for leaving the bathroom lights on before you left the house.

"It's okay, Y/N!" Saeyoung rushed over with the paintball gun. "I can handle this! But... If I don't make it back... Y/N?"

You're not gonna die, you deadpanned.

"... I forbid you from dating Saeran." He charged down the hall, heading towards the bathroom, as if it were enemy territory. You were left with Scaredy Cat #2 as you sweatdropped over Scaredy Cat #1's "last words."

A few seconds later, you and Saeran heard a scream. Saeran squeaked at the sound and clutched onto your shirt tighter. "It's alright, Y/N... I'll... I'll protect you!"

Very doubtful.

You marched towards the bathroom, with Saeran latching onto your back. When you peered inside, you frowned at the sight of paint all over the mirror. Saeyoung noticed your face being reflected in the paint-dripping glass and sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck. "Nothing to worry about, Y/N! There was something in the mirror and I scared it away! (Totally did not just freak out over my own reflection...)"

Now you wondered why you didn't believe that.

...

The rest of the day was pure torture. Every tiny detail of the house scared the cowards to near-death. They refused to admit that they were scared, fooling themselves into think they're protecting you from some psycho killer that obviously did not exist.

You sighed in defeat, allowing your phone to pick up on the sound. "They keep squealing at everything they see. It's giving me a headache." The best part is knowing that after watching a mediocre horror movie, which somehow terrorized the twin's thoughts, there was no way that they won't want to sleep with you, tonight. They probably won't leave you alone for another week. 

"Just end me now..."

...

After crawling into bed, the two of them followed suit and cuddled up to you, both feeling relieved to have company for the night. Together, they choruses out a, "Don't worry, Y/N, we won't let anything hurt you in your sleep," and drifted off into slumber, comforted by your presence.

You rolled your eyes, unsure as to why guys always wanted to hold on to their pride and dignity as men. Even if the two were afraid of scary movies, you wouldn't have thought any less of them.

Well, perhaps a little. They did drive you crazy for the last few weeks and today, all in order to win your affection.

"Still, they're quite adorable," you mumbled to yourself. The words were almost inaudible due to Saeyoung's loud snores drowning them out. Saeran uttered o sound, compared to his brother.

Ah, it was a miracle that they weren't fighting right now. This was the peace and quiet you wanted, needed!

Maybe just a little longer, you hoped. Soon, Saeran and Saeyoung will stop their sibling rivalry, because honestly you cannot choose between the two of them. You chose to live with the both of them because you couldn't pick one from the other.

But you didn't mind satisfying them with a goodnight kiss. Therefore, a peck in the cheek was given to them by yours truly as you snuggled between the two of them to go to the land of dreams.

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Shoot, the redheads were battling for you in your sleep, too.

AN: I say nothing o 3o This was just sitting in one of my notebooks and I finally decided to type up the whole thing. Cuz I'm so lazy -cries- And a warning, I didn't edit this so most likely there are mistakes.

I actually got two more requests and currently brainstorming to figure out what to write.

Nobody will probably see this tho XD Majority of you probably gave up waiting for updates and I don't blame you. But take this while you can! It's gonna take forever until I write out the next few oneshots. And then there's schoolwork... qq

But anyways... bye~