A while ago,I was riding my bike around town and I stopped outside a shopping center. There were two housewives standing outside and talking and I happened to over hear their conversation.

Housewife A: did you hear about the house that burned down last night?

Housewife B: yes. A woman died in the fire. I wonder how it started.

Housewife A: it was arson.

Housewife B: wow. That's scary. I'm worried,aren't you?

Housewife A: of course not. But do the policemen know who did it?

Housewife B: No. I don't think so.

That's all I heard before I got the creeps and cycled away.