I'm a scientist. For years, I've been working on a chemical that turns water in Alcohol. I think it's going to make me rich. All you do is put one drop of this chemical in a water and it will instantly be transformed into pure Alcohol.

It works in tap water, well water, rain water, anything that contains water. I think I have perfected it. Now all that remains is to see how it tastes. Let me take a sip.

Mmmmmmm. Tastes good. Exactly like Alcohol. Nobody could tell the difference.