A/N: Book:Great Advice - Swan Dive! ,Chapter: Holy! Child! Don't give me a heart attack!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It was really hard to breath by now after laughing this much. I mean I was basically sitting on the couch but the moment I started reading about the cult that worships Nezu, I was on the ground laughing soo hard that I didn't notice Hound Dog coming in at all.

This is soo good.

A cult worshipping Nezu.

And Aizawa being interrested in it.

Damn what is going on.

I can't breathe...

This is killing me.

Oh shit, I never knew that this would be this dangerous.

Damn this was really good.

Can't believe they all said that.

Wow...

They sacrificng things as well..

Bears, Mouse, Dogs....

The things Nezu is.

Jesus christ.

I...

BlackMailing material for Nezu!

This really is good.

I was still lauging on the ground and by now, I had tears in my eyes by how hard I was laughing. Of course I still didn't noticed Hound Dog approaching me or that he was crouching there right next to me.

Hound Dog: Midoriya?

Me: Hahahaha yes hahaha?

Hound Dog: Why are you here and why are you laughing this crazy?

Me: Hahaha-haaaa.... I was sent here by Aizawa.

Hound Dog: Why?

Me: Mic send me to Aizawa, and he send me here.

Hound Dog: Okay but why?

Me: Laughed out in class randomly and then challenged Mic in english lessons...

Hound Dog: This isn't like you.

Me: It was still wroth it.

Hound Dog: Is this your phone?

Oh no!

He gonna take it away!

Nononononononoooooo!

I would have grabbed my phone harder if I had seen this coming but I didn't. Hound Dog ended up taking my phone away from me and looking at it as it was broken. This whole thing was soo damn broken that it was a wonder it was still doing that.

Hound Dog: Does this even work?

Me: Nope.

Not a lie either. That phone was dead and should be dead but here it is still being alive and showing me soo many funny things and creepy things like a nice Kacchan.

Hound Dog: What happened for you to laugh out then?

Me: Just weird things.

Hound Dog: Describe them.

Me: I don't know how.

Hound Dog: Really?

Me: Yup.

Hound Dog: Alright.

The phone started to vibrate again and I moved over to Hound Dog while he nearly dropped my phone because he got scared by it suddenly turning on.

Hound Dog: You said it was deadn.

Me: It is. 

Hound Dog: Then what is this?

Me: I don't know and I can't describe it. Just... Just see for yourself!

Just like that we both sat right next to each other while I was reading the chat from the sideline. This was definitelly gonna be one hell of a ride since now I had basically a teacher or a councler right next to me. Still explain this to someone and they will say you crazy. Thankfully for me, this isn't all in my head and that thing is real.

UA staff group:

Mic: Okay so we left the cinnamon bun with RG.

Aizawa: why didn't you let me take him with me?

Midnight: One word: Bakugo

All Might: He also doesn't know what happened to him and they two know each other since they were small.

Hound Dog: Not a good combination. Did anyone explain the circumstances to him?

Mic: I didn't.

All Might: We told him that his mother died.

Aizawa: freaking gave me a heart attack after that

Nezu: I assume the news about a child that jumped in front of a truck is true.

Thirteen: He what?

Snipe: What?

Power Loader: How?

Aizawa: opened the damn car door and just jumped

Mic: Is that why you brought him in wrapped up in your scarf and then sleep right next to him?

Midnight: Dadzawa for the win!

Cementoss: How did you know about it Nezu?

Nezu: Ohhh I know everything.

Thirteen: Found the article!

Thirteen: https://news.jp/kid_jumps_in_front_of_truck_hobo_man_savior

Midnight: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mic: HoboMan lol Sho... I don't think they know that you are a hero.

Aizawa: whatever

Snipe: Did he really just say whatever?

Power Loader: Not even gonna say a thing?

RG is online

RG: AIZAWA SHOTA AND YAMADA HIZASHI!!!! How dare you not warn me about the green beans situation.

Aizawa: what do you mean?

Mic: What did he do?

All Might: Is he okay?

Nezu: Did he try to kill himself again?

RG: AGAIN?!

Aizawa: i am on my way.

Aizawa went offline

Mic went offline

Nezu: May I asked how he tried this time?

RG: He just grabbed the scalpel and tried to slice his throat open!

All Might: ... Izuku did?

RG: YES! You want to see all the blood on the floor?

All Might went offline

Nezu: Not a bad idea.

RG: What scared me the most is how precise he started. If he would have put a little bit more force into it then he would be done for.

Hound Dog: I surely want him in my office now.

Thirteen: How is he?

Cementoss: Better question how are you?

RG: I got a literal heart attack how do you think I am?

Snipe: Well you sound pretty alive to me.

RG: You want to meet my cane again?

Power Loader: Yup agree pretty alive.

RG: You- never mind Aizawa just came in.

Nezu: Please inform us about his situation later.

RG: He is alive and alseep for now.

RG went offline

Midnight: I wonder why he is doing this?

Nezu: He grew up quirkless. We all know what that means.

Thirteen: Sure didn't had it easy.

Nezu: That's why we need to be patient and have an eye open on him.