(Phil's Pov)

"Phil have you lost it? She looks like a normal girl. Unless this is some robot kinky shit then I don't wanna know," said Dan as he walked over to us. I felt my face heat up as I replied back quickly with, "no no Dan please! Don't say that! She came in the mail today. She's like google in a person!" "Really?" Asked Dan looking at (Y/n). "Yeah! Um (Y/n) care to explain," I smiled. She looked at Dan and smiled before saying, "hello my name is (Y/n). I have been sent to Phil by the Maisha project. A project focused to see if humans can live with robots compatibly. He has been randomly chosen to be one of the first 12 people in your area to receive a Miobot."

"Oh ok. Just I expected something more mechanical," Dan shrugged. "That's what I said," I chuckled. "All to blend in to make our customers more comfortable," she smiled. "So you're like google," asked Dan. "Yes my programming chip is basically a computer," she responded. "Oh yeah tell me... a law in Switzerland," smiled Dan. She blinked a few times then said, "Answer found: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig because guinea pigs are social animals meaning it is considered a form of abuse to only have one." "Oh my god," laughed Dan. "Why isn't that a law everywhere," I chuckled. "Ok tell me a fact that I don't know about snakes, and don't say something obvious," smiled Dan having fun. "Snakes can help predict when earthquakes are about to happen. They can sense it up to 121 km away and up to five days before it happens," she responded.

"Wow well color me impressed," smiled Dan. "Color not registered," she replied and Dan and I laughed. This was going to be fun I'm so excited! "Question Phil, did she come with any accessories. Like pjs or are we going to have to buy her clothes," asked Dan taking a seat next to Phil on the couch. "Um I'm not sure I just opened her up when you came in. So I don't know. Let me go check the box," I said happily as I walked to the box she came in.

I walked to the box and noticed 4 air compressed opaque bags taped to the sides. I tore them off and walked back to see (Y/n) nodded to Dan. "Whatcha doing," I asked. "Nothing," Dan smiled. "(Y/n)?" I asked. "Since he also lives here I added him to my memory bank. I needed some information. Example would be what to call him," she responded. "Dan did you give yourself a weird nickname," I sighed. "No. (Y/n) who am I," he asked trying not to laugh. "You are Phil's roomate, But you asked me to call you Memelord Howell McYeezy," she said.

Dan burst out laughing. "Daaaaaaan," I faked whined. "Ok ok I'll stop messing with her. (Y/n) change my name to Dan," he smiled "Phil do you except the change," she asked. "Yes," I smiled. "Change accepted from now on I will call you Dan," she smiled. "Anyway these 4 packages were taped to the inside of the box. I don't know what they are so, if they're not clothes we should buy some before the store clothes. She's a little to small to wear mine," I chuckled and Dan agreed.

I opened the first one and it was pjs. (Your family friendly pjs). "Good, just what we needed," I smiled. "Yeah now we don't have to go rushing to the store this late," said Dan. I nodded and ripped open the next one. (Your athletic wear) "she won't ever be in those," joked Dan and I laughed, "yeah but at least she has variety." I said as I opened the next one. (Your casual wear) "oh ok this is good. We have her everyday look," I said holding it up. "That's probably what she's going to wear most of the time.

Now I wonder what the last one is. It can't be swimwear because she'll probably short-circuit," Dan said looking at (Y/n). "True," I said opening the next one. (Your fancy outfit). "I'm my fucking god," gasped Dan. "This is beautiful," I said amazed. "Phil this is for lonely people who take their robots on dates," said Dan. "Probably," I said. "Weird is that none of these outfits came with shoes," Dan said as he stood up to check the box again.

"Anything?" I called. "Nope," Dan said back. "Guess I'll do some online shopping tonight. How about we have dinner," I said to Dan. "Good idea. What should we have," he asked. "I don't know how about (any food)," I asked. "That sounds pretty good actually," said Dan.

We agreed and got it ready. I noticed that (Y/n) followed me everywhere. I even had to push her out of bathroom! "(Y/n) why don't you just sit on couch and relax," I asked. "I apologize Phil however I need to follow you around for 48 hours after activation. If not I'll malfunction," she said and I paused. "That'd be fine but don't we have plans tomorrow," I asked Dan who walked up to us. "Yep and you know what that means!" He said excitedly putting his arm around (Y/n).

"(Y/n)'s coming to the YouTube meet up tomorrow," said Dan and (Y/n) smiled.