Jack: Alright everyone in this universe The Gremory Peerage was put into debt thanks to Issei and his Porn addiction.

Issei: I DO NOT HAVE A PORN ADDICTION!

Koneko then socked him in the gut.

Koneko: Shut up, You do.

Issei: Yeah I do...

He then fell down on his Face.

Koneko: Continue.

Jack: Um... Right. Well Anyway, The Peerage ends up becoming babysitters to repay that debt and of course, you all have A Small Job that turns out really big.

We Opened up at A Large Mansion where The Gremory Peerage had Taken up A Babysitting Job for A  Nice Family of course the Parents Left Quickly since they had an important party to head to but all they said was that Their child Y/n was sleeping and if he gets Upset Play Pop Music.

Asia: Oh I wanna see the Baby!

She then ran upstairs to Find Baby Y/n sitting in his Crib as everyone else ran up to see him as well as Asia was Holding him.

Akeno: Ara ara, He's so precious when he's Asleep~

Koneko: Yeah.

Issei: Looks like A Stupid baby to me.

Koneko then Kicked him in the dick.

Issei: I'll shut up...

Koneko: Good.

Rias: Hey Asia where is the Baby?

Asia: Huh?

She then Looked down to see that the Baby is gone.

Asia:

https://youtu.be/uJuoLbuDzeA

Rias: EVERYONE FIND BABY Y/N!! NOW!!

Everyone then Began splitting off to Find Baby Y/n as they searched high and low until Kiba and Issei found Baby Y/n walking down the Hall!

Kiba: There he is!

Issei: GET HIM!

They both then Jumped for him but he Created A Portal and walked through coming out another side of the Hall and they both slammed into A Wall!!

Issei: D-Did he Just Create A Portal?

Kiba: Just Grab him!

Y/n was Now Playing With A Stuffed Labrador Retriever when they both grabbed him and he dropped his Toy!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/5N9KyCfBbEQ

Issei: OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO!? I'M NOT GOOD WITH KIDS!

Kiba: You're Not good at anything.

Issei: JUST DO ANYTHING!

Kiba: They said to play some music so let's do that!

They then Began Playing Music but it wasn't the right Kind.

https://youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA

Just then Baby Y/n Began to Transform into A Demon!

He then Picked up The Teddy Dog and then Transformed it into A Powerful Red Blade!

Issei: Um Y/n Would you Please Put that thing down and-?

Y/n: Hehehehehehehe!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Issei: KIBA HELP ME!

Kiba was already gone.

Issei: Oh Shit... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

5 Hours Later...

Baby Yn was Now Back to sleeping in his Normal form as Issei was on the ground beaten and Bloody.

Issei: Can someone please Help Or Maybe Heal me...?

Koneko then ran over Kicked him and ran off.

Issei: Ow...

Jack: Alright so what does everyone think?

Issei: WAIT! I'm not such A Punching Bag!

Everyone: YES! You are!

Issei: (Pales) Yeah, Okay, Fine.

Y/n: So Wait I can Just do that? I can transform into A Demon?

Jack: Like Janemba? Yes. I dealt with that too Many times.

Vegeta: Damnit, that Kid has the Powers of Janemba Now? How strong can he Get?

Goku: I don't know but he seems Like A Greater Rival every time we learn something new about him!

Piccolo: Don't get your head in the clouds Goku. You still have to Worry about Chichi.

Kirito: HA! You're Scared of your Wife!!

Asuna: Kirito.

Kirito then Looked back to see Asuna Glaring at him.

Kirito: I... Um... I'm in that Club too Pal.

Natsu: Probably not as Bad as Kirito though.

Kirito: SHUT UP! I AM A MAN DAMNIT!

Asuna then whacked him upside the head!

Asuna: Shut up already!! This is why we're having Marriage Troubles! 

Kirito: We got Married in A Video Game!

Asuna: Still you Manage to fuck things up!

Koneko: Like Issei.

Issei: HEY!

Y/n: Hey Dad can you Bring Riser In?

Jack: Yeah. Hey Riser!!

Riser: Yeah?

Jack then Pulled out A Staff and then revived Him!

Riser: Wait, Why did you revive me?

Jack: For this And so you can feel the Pain.

https://youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA

Y/n then Turned into Janemba as he turned A Theatre Chair into A Giant Hammer!

Y/n: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! HAMMER OF DISCIPLINE!!

Riser: Oh No... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Let's Just say he Died A Second time in this Pocket Dimension.