My wonderous cod.

The best day of me life has to be.

The day I caught the biggest fish from the sea.

On dangerous rocks below the cliff top.

I fished for months in sun and rain non stop.

Determined to fulfill me deepist wish.

To catch Howth's biggist fish.

One long day not one fish did bite.

Frezzing I was about ready to call it a night.

Then me arms felt a mighty tug on me rod.

Using all my strength I landed one hugh cod.

Hugh! It was bigger then a surf board.

I knew I had just landed a world record.

I was gonna be rich and a celbrity.

I just caught the biggist cod in history.

Suddenly out of the sea jumped a hungry seal.

My presious prize he tried to steal.

He bit the tail and pulled, pulled, pulled.

I held on as tight as I could could could.

I fell on me bum and to my dismay.

With half my wonderous fish the seal swam away.

With sore bum half a cod.

I hobbled off with me broken rod.

As I hobbled over east moutain rocks.

Suddenly out jumped a hungry fox.

He bit my fish and pulled pulled pulled.

I Held onto the head as tight as I could could could.

I fell on me crown and to my dismay.

With the rest of me wonderous fishs body he ran away.

With bump me crown sore bum and head of cod.

I hobbled off with me broken rod.

As I hobbled. Down the cliff path.

Suddenly out jumped a hungry cat.

He bit my fish head and pulled pulled pulled.

I held on as tight as I could could could.

My hands were scratch and to my dismay. With the last of me catch he sprang away.

With scratch hands, bump on me crown, sore bum and no life changing cod.

I hobbled off with me broken rod.

I hobbled onto balscadden road cursing me luck. Then. Wham. I was hit by a very big truck.

With broken bones, scatch hands, bump on me crown sore bum, and no wonderous cod.

I lay in my hospital bed with me broken rod.

Then in walked nurse Clare. I knew right there. That this was the best day of me life.

The day I first seen my beautiful wife.