Quotes From the Gang #1

So these will be quotes from the people that have been in my story, and maybe even some other people that you don't know. I hope these will give you a good laugh, because I know it did for me!

In the band hall, getting our instruments ready:

Me: moans loudly for no reason

Corbin, on the complete opposite side of the room about 20 feet away: "What the hell Harmon?"

Me: moans even louder, people begin to laugh

Corbin: "NO, THIS IS HOW YOU MOAN PROPERLY!" MOANS VERY LOUDLY

Jacob: "NO MOANING IN MY CHRISTIAN BAND!"

Corbin: "SCREW YOU!"

Jacob: "NO U!"

The band director, who's half blind and at least 50 years old: "NO YOU TIMES INFINITY!"

...

The band director: "What? I got it from him!" points in my direction

Jacob and Corbin: "HARMON!"
——————————————————
Me, Alex, Jacob, Caedmon and Nathan Melton, are in lunch. Me and Jacob have been planning this since a week ago.

Nathan: takes a big drink of his milk

Jacob: Hey Nathan, Remember the time when we made you laugh so hard that milk came out of your nose?

Nathan: freaking does it again, spilling the entire milk carton onto his lap

It basically looked like this:

——————————————————
Me, Hannah, Jacob, Corbin, and Braxton (yes, from Whatever It Takes, but he's 15 this time) are in the cafeteria before the first bell.

Jacob, to nobody in particular: Suck my left nut.

Me: bitch slaps him because I can, and the smack could be heard across the entire cafeteria.

Some random girl, probably a senior: DID SOMEONE GET SMACKED!?
——————————————————
Me and Braxton hanging out at a football game in the marching band. Braxton doesn't know about me and writing on here...until now. Also, me and him were just becoming friends.

Braxton: So, there's this game that has a lot of death in it. Markiplier played-

Me: Doki Doki Literature Club?

Braxton: How the...ARE YOU READING MY MIND!?

Me: Best girl Natsuki?

Braxton, looking like he's about to faint: Yeah, we're gonna be GREAT friends!
——————————————————

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top