*Le me hanging out with my friends on school break*

Curious/extroverted/nosey friend: "So what are your secret talents?"

Friend number 2: "I can lick my elbow!"

Friend nr. 3: "Taking good selfies."

Me: *Thinks back in time when she first caught her parents having sex, than her uncles, then her grandparents, then her rival cheating on her boyfriend, her friend hiding she smoked from her mom and family, then her uncle having porn pictures on his computer...*

Also me: "I rather not say it..."