After a long tiring day and some shopping with my aunt for a special Easter dinner (a mountain of food in the cart):

Me: *trows everything in place then throws herself in bed and immediately falls asleep*

The next day:

My aunt: Where did you put my facial mask?

Me: *thinks back at the blurry memory* The fridge... I thought it was cheese...

My aunt: That explains why I found the chocolate eggs outside, the real eggs in the garden, your phone in the freezer and the bread in the sink. By the way where's the frozen fish we got?

Me: You don't wanna know...