"Knee" - My mom said pointing with her finger to her own knee.

"Knee" - My 7 years old self repeated after her.

"Ear" - She pointed to her ear this time.

"Ear"

"Good job! Now tell me, where's your knee?"

"Knee!" - I pointed to my ear happilly.

"No no sweety, that's your ear. I asked for your knee."

"Knee!" - I kept poiting at my ear and then to my knee - "Ear!"

"No sweety, you're wrong. It's knee and ear." - She pointed at each one again.

"Ah..."

"Now... Where's your ear?"

"EAR!" - I pointed to my knee.

*Later, while eating cake*

"Hmm... salty!" - I liked my lips as my mom smacked her head on the table.