My youngest aunt: *Buys cat*

My little cousin: I'm gonna name her Dora!

*Almost a year later*

My aunt: Doc, Idk why the cat keeps on getting weight. Are you sure the pregnancy pills aren't doing her bad instead?

Doctor: *investigates*

*Not even 5 minutes later*

Doctor: Your Dora is a Doro.

(Names with "o" in the end are male in portuguese)

Me and my older cousins: DORO DORO DORO! *intensely making fun of it*

My younger cousin: ¡majsisdmsjd! *has a mental break down*