*Final exams season in college*

Me: *studies too hard, eats very little, faints a couple of times* Dad, don't tell mom!

Dad: My lips are sealed!

Mom: *calls to know if everything is alright*

Me: Everything's fine!

Dad: Oh yeah! She fainted a couple of times but she's all better now!

Mom: *explodes in rage*

Me: It was just exam season!

Dad: No, no. She also faited yesterday.

Mom: *has a mental break down*

Me: Thanks dad...