Me dressed to impress (chest almost out, 'cause I love teasing my bf): *walks to boyfriend's car*

Random dude: *shows up from the side, tries to grab my chest but ends up grabbing my armpits*

Me: You're disgusting!

Also me: *gets in bf's car* I got my armpits assaulted just now! *Talks like it's the most exciting thing in the world*

My bf: Ok?... Should I worry about that?... Should I save you from armpit assaulters from now on?

Me: Aw! My armpit saviour! <3