*Me and my bf on a beach date when suddenly some clouds cover the sun a bit*

Me: Look its the moon *super surprised*

Bf: Honey... thats the sun...

Me: B-But its not blinding me!

Bf: Yh the clouds gave that effect

Me: I-I swear, Im not dumb! *cries in broke art student*

Extra:

Bf: It's ok love... *whispers* you're blonde.

Me: You're blonde too! *slaps his ass*