*Le me happily living in a golden sand paradise island with clear blue water, concidered one of the seven wonders of the world*

Me: I cant wait to go to the beach!

My mom: Why don't we travel somewhere new?

Me: Ok but where exactly?...

...

*Arriving at our own country's continent*

Me: Really?

Mom: Don't be so negative. We can still go to the beach!

Me: Fine...

...

Me: Where's the sea?

Mom: The beach is a bit longer you have to walk a bit.

Me: Ok I'll go see the temperature then.

...

Mom: *yells like a crazy lady* Come back! You're already too far away!

Me: THE WATER IS EVEN ON MY KNEES YET!

...

Friend: How was the trip?

Me: If you go I advise you bring your car with you so you can reach the sea.