so im at my aunt's baby shower at a bowling alley

I'm bored and textjng review then they say "if you want to do lazer tag please come up to the front desk!"

So me, ma and dad go up to the desk and get out tickets along with my uncle and like 21 more people.

At 3:15 we go to the room and get the instructions

I'm number 13
>:3 fear me!

So i run around the maze and find my mom

The lazer gun had a part where its the gun trigger so you put your hand on it but it also had a part that you put your other hand so you hold it with two hands {{safety reasons}} and it had a sensor so if you didnt have it on it'll beep at you and the little screen would say "two hands"

So i found mom and she told me hers werent working

So i said "your vest is blinking colors so i assume its working"

"no its not working" she said

"ma its yelling at you to put two hands on it"

So sje does it and jt worked.

Then j ran around and found her again and shot at her...4 times

So i go and there was a ramp with a platform

There were other people there but i think i dominated the spot.

So looking down i found my mom and dad and begin shooting at them.

Then after a bit it was time to go out

I GOT 5th PLACE!!

my dad got 3rd

My mom got 17th

IM SO PROUD OF MY SELF

{{fun fact: first time i swore i was 6 and laser tagging with my dad. I said fuck}}