Me; *watching a comic dub of bendy and the ink machine*

"ink: my fandom is gonna be great

Borris: um ink? There's a problem

Ink: what?! *stares at the screen*

*a arrow points to computer saying "rule 34"*

Ink: *has gun* i will not go down like undertale and fnaf. Not me, not like this"

Me: whats rule 34..? *looks it up*

Me: ohhhh... Like undertail, underlust and sexy chica... *tells ma*

Ma: you know what i hate about fandom shit? Male pregnancy

Me: pff what? Seahorses do it

Ma: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE BABY IS GOING TO BE COMING FROM! THEIR NOT JUST GONNA FART OUT A BABY FROM THEIR ASSHOLE!

Me: *laughing*

Ma: IF ITS ALIENS FINE IF IT A MERMAID FINE BUT FOR A HUMAN NO CAUSE I KNOW HOW HUMANS WORK AND DATS NOT RIGHT

me: BUT ITS A GAME THEY DONT HAVE LOGIC

ma: I DONT CARE I LOGIC ON A LOT OF THINGS AND THATS WHAT I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

me: *snorting and laughing*