Story Title: Who Am I? I'm Your Friendly Deadliest Deadpool! [???]

Yami: Whoa, whoa, hold the hell up! You seriously didn't think of a crossover, Author?!

..Um, no. Sorry.

Yami: Come on sweetcheeks! I ain't paying you to slack off of ideas.

...You don't pay me at all.

Yami: Exactly honey! Now, show us the juicy images!

Yami: Oh hello~, who's this sexy devil? Oh right, that's me♡. I'll definitely touch myself~

....

Full Name: Yami Akuma

Age: 20

Species/Race: Human

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Yami: If I touch myself...does that make me gay...or straight?

...I don't know, I ain't saying anything.

Yami: Whenever you make my story, chica...just remember you suck at comedy.

Don't remind me.

Yami: Alright sweetheart, let's see if any of the readers are interested in my incomplete story with a lot of 4th wall breaker.

{Updated}

November 18, 2022

Friday

Time: 3:14 pm

Words: 153