Have I ever told you how much I fucking hate the lottery?
Probably not, so have my opinion on it because I'm mad because my parents just ACTUALLY spent money on it-

Look, it's a waste of money. That's all it is.
I'm pretty damn certain that the chance of you winning the lottery is less than getting killed by a shark.
And if you win, well, you're probably gonna end up with a shitty life anyways because hAVE YOU SEEN WHAT COMMONLY HAPPENS TO THE WINNERS???
If not, here ya' go-

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It's a lose lose situation.

Sorry for ranting, I'm angry-