So my first day of school was today and I'm gonna share a moment from it

Me: I love how this question says "besides socializing with people" before asking it. it's like they're saying "Yeah, we know you like talking to your girlfriend but what eLSE do you like to do?"

Then the girl next to me said "I don't have a girlfriend"

And I replied in a very flustered "It was just an example, so I know it doesn't apply to you, oR ME FOR THAT MATTER CUZ I'M LONELY *sweats nervously*"

I'm pretty sure the kid next to me and diagonal from me started questioning my sexuality after that-

I did hear one of them say "... straight as a circle" sO-