((I'm forcing Asgore to react to ships involving him))

Why are you making me do this??

((I can and I will))

*sigh* let's get it over with

((So... how about AsRiel?))

......No comment

((Just answer me))

No

((Yes))

No

((YES))

NO

((YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!))

Never

((Okay... how about KingDings??))

What?

Me and Dr. Gaster??

((Yep))

This is why I cut myself

((You... WHAT??))

N-nothing
Just move onto the next one

((Hmmm MettaGore))

Wh-what?? Me and that robot??

((Yeah basically))

Why?

((Why not??))

Well... no

((How about Asgore x Asriel??))

I am starting to lose all faith in humanity

((I lost all of mine already. Muffet x You?))

What??

((How about You and Muffet?))

Isn't she that really greedy spider?

((Yep))

Hm... No I really don't see it happening
*casually drink tea*

((Okay, here's the last one... Asgore x Sans))

*spits out tea* Oh my lord!

((Yep... I know that feeling))

This is even worse than that... Soriel thing...

((You got that right))

Just look at the fanart!

((Disappointing))

Why must people do this to other people??

((I have no idea. Hey, you still haven't finished your reaction to AsRiel!))

I h-haven't?

((Nope))

Well uh... um... don't you have school??

((Classes are suspended))

CURSE YOU HEAVY RAINS!!

((So... what's it gonna be fluffybuns??))

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I like it

((I KNEW IT!!))

Don't tell Toriel!

((Too late!))

Why?

((Hehehehe))

She's gonna kill me

((Yep))

I need to run

((Damn right you need to))

((Most random chapter in my whole life))