Phil let out hummed tune as carefully grabbed the freshly baked cookies from the oven. The kids had done their chores so as a treat he decided to make them some cookies.

After letting them cool down for a bit, he transfered them into a plate and placed them on the table to cool down some more.

They were currently in the main hub, doing some errands. Phil let out a content sigh, soaking in all the peace and quiet that rarely occured in their house.

"PHIL! WE'RE BAAACK!"

Phil visualized the peace and quiet hopping right out the window.

Tommy strutted in with a broad grin. Techno and Wilbur following close behind, holding bags on both hands.

"Hi, did you get the stuff?" He asked as he carefully placed the cookies in a plate.

"Yep! Oooh, cookies" Techno placed the bags on the counter before grabbing a cookie. At the mention of cookies Tommy, who went to the living room, immediately dashed over, bumping into Wilbur in the process.

Tommy reached over for a cookie but was pulled back by Wilbur, he let out a strangled noise as Wilbur smugly grabbed a cookie.

"THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU BALDING PRICK!?" Tommy screeched after regaining his posture, Wilbur frowned at him.

"Ok first of all, I'm not balding. Second, you bumped into me first" Tommy scoffed and grabbed a cookie, before looking at Wilbur, more specifically at his hairline.

He let a pity 'tsk' before patting Wilbur on the back solemnly "So sorry for your loss.."

Wilbur sputtered out a bunch of incomprehensible noised before Techno cut him off "Tommy, leave him alone" Wilbur gave his twin a thankful look "Than-" "He's in denial, let him grieve in peace" Techno smirked as Wilbur's face grew frustrated and Tommy's face into a triumph one.

"I AM NOT GOING BALD!" Wilbur screamed out frustrated "It's okay Wil, We're here for you" Tommy nodded along to his older brother's words while his othee older brother let out frustrated noises.

"I'm not!- Dadza! They're bullying me!" Wilbur whined to Phil who had just finished putting away the groceries.

"Boys" he warned "Stop telling Wil he's balding" Techno muttered a small 'sorry dad' while Tommy let out a huff, looking away with a pout.

Wilbur grinned triumphly "So, anything interestin' happened while you went out?" Philza asked, joining his sons on the table and grabbing a cookie for himself.

"Not much on my part, nearly got mugged but he was too scared of my big man-ness" Tommy boasted, puffing out his chest. Wilbur rolled his eyes at the statement while Techno muttered something about Big man-ness not being a real word.

"Same for me, nothin' too interesting, i saw a cool looking ring but when i came back for it it was already gone" Wilbur remembered the golden ring that had a ruby embedded in it, It looked pretty expensive.

"Uhh let's see, oh! Hey wil guess what" Techno started staring at his twin, a sly smirk plastered on his face. Wilbur looked at his twin warily, "What?"

"Guess who came across Grian" as if scripted, Wilbur choked on his cookie before abruptly slamming his hands on the tabel "WHAT" He exclaimed in shock.

Techno gave a satisfied smirk at the reaction before recounting the events that occured during his small trip

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Techno stopped at a stall, looking over the potatoes, trying to find a good quality. He put the acceptable ones in his basket as he continued to scan over the other potatoes.

Suddenly, the shop keeper in the next stall pointed an accusatory finger at him "YOU!" Techno, startled by the sudden noise, looked up at the old man before looking around and pointing to himself "Me?"

"Yes you! You're the one who stole my bread yesterday weren't you!" It was more of a statement rather than a question. Technoblade was 99% sure that he did not steal any form of bread yesterday.

"Uh-" "Don't even try to lie! Thief! I caught you! Now pay for the bread!" The shopkeeper exclaimed, walking over to him.

Now as most people know, Techno was an amazing fighter although he is a socially awkward person to the 5th degree.

Techno could feel eyes on him as people stopped and looked over to see what the commotion was about, he wanted nothing more than to exit the conversation right now.

"I did not steal-" "Oh don't even think about it! Pay me now or else!" The shopkeeper didn't even give him a chance to defend himswlf! Bruhhhh.

"Look i didn't steal your bread" He tried to say, exasperated by the whole situation.

"I'm sorry, is there a problem here?" A new voice spoke up beside him, grabbing both the shopkeeper and Techno's attention.

Techno's eyes slightly widened once he saw who was beside him.

Grian stood beside Techno, he was wearing his usual red sweater both sleeves rolled up to his elbows with black fingerless glove. He also seemed to be wearing a black turtleneck.

As for his lowerhalf, he wore a dark gray cargo pants accomanied by black combat boots.

He had a dark brown satchel slung over his shoulders, a pair of goggles resting on his head. Oh and the big parrot wings that were currently folded on his back.

"This thief stole my bread!" Oh right, the angry shopkeeper was still there. And he was still accusing Techno for stealing bread.

Techno sighed "For the last time, i did not steal your bread, i didn't even come here yesterday!" Both of them noticed the shopkeeper freeze for a moment "I- y-yes you did! I saw you-"

"Ray! What on earth are you doing!?" A new voice boomed, the 'shopkeeper' visibly paled as a older woman approached them.

"Mother! I- i can explain-" "Goodmorning ma'am" Grian interrupted the sweating 'shopkeeper' "Oh my! Aren't you Grian?" The lady asked, suprise and a small sense of admiration tinting her voice.

"Yep! That's me" She looked very excited to meet him and honestly, Techno couldn't blame her. "It is an honor to meet you! I'm a big fan!" Grian gave a small laugh at this.

"Now," She turned to his son "What happened?" The three of them watched the boy struggled to compose himself.

"W-well i was just trying to tell this thief to return the bread he stole yesterday!" Techno could smell the lie a mile away, but before he could jump in to defend himself.

"With all due respect, miss, but my friend over here did not steal the bread. He was not here yesterday" Grian calmly explained, stepping forward a bit.

The woman sighed as she hit the boy in the back "You idiot, we weren't selling bread yesterday. Stop trying to scam people." The boy looked away shamefully.

The woman looked back at them, sending them an apologetic glance. "Forgive us for the misunderstanding, my boy here can be a bit of a troublemaker."

Techno and Grian glanced at each other. "It's uh it's fine" Techno mumbled, still very much anti-social. "Please take this as a token of our apology" She held out a bag of golden carrots.

Before Techno could refuse she spoke up again. "Please, it will help me sleep better at night" Techno hesitated before sighing.

"Alright" The woman beamed at him before shoving the carrots into his arms "If you'll excuse us, i have to talk to my son over here. It was wonderful meeting you Mr.Grian i apologize again" She grabbed her sons hand and fled.

"That was....interesting" Grian lightheartedly said before turning to Techno "Sorry for suddenly interfering, you looked like you needed a bit of help"

"Uh, thanks for that by the way, and don- no need to apologize. I owe you one" He looked down at the avian.

"Don't worry about it, well i have to go now, try not to get scammed again okay?" He let out a small giggle "I'll try"

Both of them could hear a distant yell of "Grian" in the background. "Oops- forgot about them" He grinned sheepishly.

"Wait- before you go, can you sign this? My brother's a big fan" He grabbed a book from his inventory "It's his- well our- birthday next week and this would make him pretty happy"

Grian took the book and quill "Really? Well advanced happy birthday to you both" He quickly scribbled down something on the first page before giving it back to Techno.

"Well i'll be off now, cya!" He gave them a grin before running over to a tall black haired man wearing a suit and a mustache and a brown haired man with a prostetic eye.

"Techno!" Techno turned and saw Wilbur and Tommy approaching him "Let's go, bitch!" Techno turned back to look over at Grian but he, along with his companions, had already dissapeared.

"Yeah yeah, let's get going already" He turned back to the loud blonde.

"Say Techno, where did you get the bag of golden carrots from?"

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Whaaat me procastinating on Repaired??? Naaaaaaaah

(Also it was based off of this tweet)

https://twitter.com/unsincerityig/status/1447234470080237570?t=GdtDs2hh0dif_xB7rPJhpQ&s=19