Hey guys!!! I was bored so I decided to write this crack chapter, it'll be short but whatever!!! I did intended on writing this earlier but I was doing stuff......

*Pit and Pittoo walk out*

Pit:We're stuff! (Kill me fangirls, I regret nothing!!!!!!! XD [Also there's uncensored cussing])

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(Y/n) was in her room-

"Does she always have to be in her room at the start?" Pit asked.

Shut your trap Pit, you're gonna break the fourth wall!!! Again!!!

"Sorry!" Pit exclaimed, running away from a mysterious purple haired girl.

Anyway, (Y/n) was in her room. Reading something that shouldn't be mentioned. Dark pit walked in, more like barging in, and tried to look at what she was reading.

"Why the fuck are you reading hentai of me and Pit?" Dark pit asked, seeing her jump and cover her phone.

"Dude! Don't sneak on a girl, and watch your language."

"Fuck no."

"And I'm reading this because I can."

"Well that's fucked up."

"Again, language."

"Then make me shut the hell up." Dark pit taunted, smirking a bit.

"Maybe I will..."

"What's going on?" Pit asked as be walked in.

"Nothing of your concern." Dark pit said as he pushed Pit out of the room.

"Hey! I'm part of this too!!! It's a Pit and Pittoo x reader!!" Pit shouted at his darker half.

"CUUUUUUT!!!!!!!" A girl with purple hair shout. Her eyes were glowing and so was her. "Pit!!!! How many times have I told you norlt to break the fucking fourth wall!?!?!?"

"Every chapter...." He said, pushing his fingers together. "But that's what I do sometimes!! Haven't you played my game!?"

"Yes I own a used copy. But that doesn't matter!!!!!" The girl shouted. "Do you remember how many times we had to redo a chapter because you went off script!?"

"Can we continue?" Dark pit asked.

"No because everything is ruined!!!! Again!!!! We have to redo it!!!!"

"You guys are terrible actors, how did you do your own game?" (Y/n) asked as her makeup was being redone.

"Well you're a bitch!!!!"

"Yeah!!"

"Oh really? Who's the one who's always part of yaoi hentai, and is always on bottom. Or its both of you being fucked."

"Well-

"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"YES MA'AM!!!!!!!!" All three exclaimed in fear.

"Good, now let's get this done. This time correctly." The girl said as she sat back on her chair and crossed her legs. "You're awesome narrator."

Thank you mistress.

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I don't know what that was actually....

Pit:You're cruel.....

Me:I'm not a vampire

Dark:Not that one, the actual word

Me:I'm sorry Pit, how can I make it up to you?

Pit:I have an idea....

-one hour later-
I need to write the chapter.......oh well *starts introduction*

Hey guys!!! I was bored so I decided to write this crack chapter, it'll be short but whatever!!! I did intended on writing this earlier but I was doing stuff......

*Pit and Pittoo walk out*

Pit:We're stuff!

Me:*mega blush* I hate you......