Hawlucha: I'm a croissant.

Pikachu: explain.

Hawlucha: Flakey and a little bit gay.

Greninja: Well then I know what I'm craving for tonight!

Pikachu: and this time please don't go rough on Hawlucha this time Greninja, cuz all i heard last week  at night was loud moaning from him...

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I wanted this to be a comic but I was too lazy.